besides shanking
2007-07-02 17:23:11 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
impregnate someone..
2007-07-03 07:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by CarpeAssem 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shanking? Chippers answer cracked me up big time. The sporkinator.
You could have a spork throwing contest.
You could spork someone's eye out.
You could have a "that's not a spork, this is a spork" contest.
You could walk up to someone and just say spork?.........then when they look at you really weird because spork is just a strange word you offer them your spork. (imagine the weird looks) That's all I could come up with...
2007-07-02 17:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by Miss*Blue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get Some Alphabet soup and think of something that you would like to spell. Then find the letters , scoop them out with a spork (which drains the broth well , because you don't need that) and fling the letters on the wall and try to get them in order so it spells your magic noodle word! Yeah! I used to get spanked for doing this when I was little. ..that was until i broke the paddle by tightening up my buttcheeks and then there was no more paddle! Ha, I win!
2007-07-02 17:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by Notorious LJo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To me, a 'spork' is a spoon with serrated edges at the front, like a fork. It is plastic and comes from KFC.
You can also eat grapefruit sections with it.
2007-07-02 17:41:37 · answer #4 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn... You stole my answer of shanking... Other than that it's useless... I'd rather eat with my hands than with a spork...
2007-07-02 17:28:32 · answer #5 · answered by rj_or 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could throw the spork like a dart..... at people you don't like and aim towards their eye's. Or you could glue sporks together and call it art....junk art, you might actually make a dime or two.=)
2007-07-02 17:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you one place where you could put the spork.
2007-07-02 17:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ugh, besides shanking!? OK, skin an old lady, jam it into an old farts eye, @ssrape yourself with it....... the possibilities are endless!
2007-07-02 17:32:06 · answer #8 · answered by a_r_coolBLAH! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on your lawn and shake it at passers-by and say "Spork you, man."
Lame I know, but the Sporkinator idea was already taken.
2007-07-02 17:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by §☼ Sunny ☼§ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
spork your eyes out
2007-07-02 17:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by thirty-one characters 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Collect a vast amount of that wonderful utensil. Then when your collection is large enough, make a disturbing piece of mardern art, and sell it a gallery for loads of cash!!!!
2007-07-02 17:27:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋