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Not really in the mood to go to the emergency room.

2007-07-02 16:22:35 · 16 answers · asked by Kate v.7.0 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Billy - my nose is not that big and the M&M is HUGE!!!

2007-07-02 16:30:22 · update #1

Papillion: I wonder how many 27 year olds doctors have had to use those pliers on.

2007-07-02 17:18:06 · update #2

16 answers

Yes you can get it out by taking the eraser end of a pencil and shove it the rest of the way up your nose till it pops back into your mouth . No use wasting a good m & m especially if it's one of the green ones : )

2007-07-02 17:41:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Let me guess, you were stalking me again and while on stakeout, out of boredome, you said, "I wonder if this green peanut m&m will fit up my nose?" Am I even close?

Try these solutions:

1 Place thumb over other nostril as to prevent air flow completely and blow like your life depended on it.
2 Take ordinary pliers and grasp nose between plier jaws. Squeeze pliers HARD so as to break peanut m&m into small pieces, pieces at least smaller than the natural opening of your nostril.
3 Go to Pets R Us and buy a ferret. Feed ferret peanut m&ms for 10 days to have him become accustomed to eating them and increase his enjoyment from peanut m&ms. Ignore green candy coating that has begun to melt and run from your nose. After the 10th day, do not feed the ferret anything for three days. Grasp ferret firmly in both hands and hold him near your nose to allow him to detect the peanut m&m in your nostril. Lay down on the floor while holding ferret in such a manner as to allow him to maintain visual contact with the peanut m&m. When your head is on the floor, release ferret.

I haven't tried the first two methods but I know from experience the third one works. Some time between day 10 and day 12 might be a good time to make sure your teatnus shots are up to date. Good luck and let us know how that comes out!

2007-07-02 17:02:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yessssssssssssssss, Remember the Movie ? One Fine Day with Michelle Pfeiffer and George Clooney.

Were the Boy stuck a Marble Io his nose, there's a Special plyer's at the Doctors office...

2007-07-02 16:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dalewolf aka nicksfan052648 2 · 2 1

I really don't think you could fit a peanut one up your nose. They are too big.

You, like me, have urges to put things up your nose. It's strange.

2007-07-02 16:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by Miss*Blue 3 · 0 1

Oh heck! I was hoping for some drama.
You can't get it out yoyrself, so pack your bag for the ER

2007-07-02 16:25:41 · answer #5 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1 1

I'll give you a dollar to find out........just make sure to put it on youtube.

2007-07-02 16:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by Ben-E-Hana 3 · 0 0

you were able to get the ping pong ball out your ***, so why not an M&M out your nose?

2007-07-02 16:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Put an airhose up your butt.That will get it out.

2007-07-02 16:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

IDK remember when homer Simpson had a crayon stuck in his brain? That peanut M&M just might make you stupid. but hey its your brain. LOL let me know either way

2007-07-02 16:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by JillardG 5 · 0 0

yes, plug your other nostril and blow out your nose... Don't try it though

2007-07-02 16:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by Lt. V 2 · 0 0

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