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I was laughing with my girlfriend and it got a little out of hand. I laughed so hard I accidentally touched my girlfriends leg. Could I be pregnant?

2007-07-02 15:45:54 · 42 answers · asked by James 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

42 answers

No baby, I was wearing a condom.

2007-07-02 15:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 3

yes you may be...and if you kiss her she will pass you her alien egg (a human female is able to impregnate a men with one human baby - through touching, and with one alien - through kissing). the human baby would grow normally and be born in the pains of childbirth by the man while to woman is smoking cigarettes and is clutching her husband's tie. the alien baby will be simply spit up. not many alien babies survived because the man usually spits it in a remote place (under the carpet).

if you don't love your girlfriend you're safe. babies are made only when a man and a woman really love each other. that is the only protection and birth control

2007-07-02 15:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0 0

Yes

2007-07-02 15:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by caitie 6 · 0 0

Dude i asked that 2 hours ago. Are you the father of my child?

2007-07-02 15:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think so. You might want to head to the nearest store and buy yourself a pregnacy test.

2007-07-02 15:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Indigo 4 · 2 0

If her leg was wet...than there is a very big chance that you are...Go take a test ASAP...next time you should use protection...You know PANI HOSE!!!

2007-07-02 15:55:40 · answer #6 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 0 0

Yes, you're pregnant! And you know what the weird twist in it all is?? It's Yahoo!'s baby!

2007-07-02 15:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 2 0

Calm yourself, James. Pregnancy is not caused by casual touching--and besides, I think you're the wrong sex for pregnancy, even it were that easy to get that way.

Sorry to dash your hopes.

2007-07-02 15:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by Chrispy 7 · 0 2

You are dude, that's like the only way to get pregnant.

2007-07-02 15:48:42 · answer #9 · answered by ImperialWarrior 2 · 4 0

Its been known to happen. Watch where that hand of yours goes.

2007-07-02 15:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by Linda 6 · 1 0

No...but since you touched her leg you have to marry her or she will bring shame to her family...

2007-07-02 15:48:51 · answer #11 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 3 0

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