Honestly, I find that I am at least two levels above most of the people I meet in this god forsaken country. Very uncooth this lot.
My wife is a banal woman and my mistress is a Korean temptress who has led me to sin.
God bless me and good luck to you.
2007-07-02 01:57:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
I can knight you. I am, after all, a Goddess. That's got to rank at least a couple levels beyond Queen...
2007-07-02 07:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by Goddess Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Elizabeth II has knighted numerous Americans for their service presumably to humanity, including
*George Herbert Walker Bush ("Daddy Bush")
*Allistar Cooke
*Dwight Eisenhower
*Bill Gates
*Lou Gersher (IBM CEO)
*Bob Hope (a Naturalized US citizen, born in England)
*Ronald Reagan
*Norman Schwarzkopf
*Steven Spielburg
*Casper Weinburger
So if you invent a better mousetrap, quell a major uprising in a Middle Eastern country, or produce and direct a slew of blockbuster movies, an honorary knighthood is a little like icing on the cake. You just can't allow anyone refer to you as "Sir Kermit"!
2007-07-02 03:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie Evans-Thyme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The queen has knighted people such as Sir Bob Geldof, Sir Ian Mckellen, Sir Elton John, Sir Paul Mccartney, etc...... but all 4 very good reason so I doubt u will ever be knighted go do some huge charities that might help lol.
2007-07-02 02:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really that stupid or is this just a troll?
Knighthood can ONLY be bestowed by a Royal and can NOT be given to an American... just a citizen of whatever country the Monarch is the head of ... and, other than for King George Bush 1st... AmeriKa doesn't HAVE a Monarchy
2007-07-02 02:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Should an American citizen receive an honor as Knighthood,the U.S. Constitution forbids him/her from using the title as "Sir" or "Dame". It would have to be strictly an honorary title.
2007-07-03 00:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you're a 'Head of State' you cannot. BTW..unless you are a British subject, any honours bestowed by the Queen are 'honorary' and you may not use the title 'Sir.'
2007-07-02 05:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will find as you travel the world that as an American you are Superior to other people.
It's something in our culture that just makes us better than others.
Maybe we should bomb france and fix them like we are doing with the arabs..
2007-07-02 02:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, you'll have to talk to King George for that.
And I personally would not trust that man with a sword anywhere near my head.
2007-07-02 02:11:55 · answer #8 · answered by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Korean mistress? Cool, can I borrow her sometime? I'll knight you if you share.
2007-07-02 02:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by brnslippyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a procedure for knighting oneself in America, but it can only be done at night.
2007-07-02 02:09:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋