I just looked out of my window and in to the garden and there is a group of fairys,pixies and elves all taking part in a rather large gang fight involving an array of weapons.
I am getting sick of this to be honest but it only seems to happen in my garden when nobody else is around,is there anything legally i can do ?.
2007-07-02 01:26:52 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok first off...invite the dwarfs, gnomes and trolls over. Since they hate those causing you problems this would cause a terrible war! What you do is have acamera ready, film it all and makes millions!
2007-07-02 01:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Save all the egg shells you can and crush them up, then chuck them all over where the gang fights regularly take place and your problems will be over. The pixies, fairies and elves won;t walk on them coz the sharp edges hurt their little tiny feet.
Legally I think you would lose any battles, especially as you are going up against the fairy folk. They may be battling each other now but they soon bulk up again and come up as one united front!
2007-07-02 01:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plant a bean stock.When the giant comes down to explore that should end the problem... Of course then you have to find Jack to kill the giant... Then you have got Jack to deal with but I've been told he is a reasonable lad... How did I get myself into this any way?... Just goes to show you how far reaching gang violence goes.
2007-07-02 01:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by Michael N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
basic, Trolls are lots older and aside of Faerie (greater so Scandinavian) persons lore, the previous magic. Gnomes have been created around the Renaissance. Trolls are not very effective, i might think of they may well be the corresponding to Dwarfs (who like trolls stay in rocky, mountainous places). in case you actual have TROLLS AND GNOMES combating on your backyard, then what you somewhat have are Jinns (D'Jinn). Beings who're made out of smokeless flame, and are additionally comprehend (yet no longer too properly) as shape SHIFTERS. they have yet another variety, think of of a mummy some what re-hydrated. The older ones are very effectual and can circulate gadgets, some do in comparison to people and so as that they posses them and a few do like people and so are very effective and efficient. They survive a Parallel international. i might desire to pass on yet won't as i might desire to sound bat sh*t loopy already.
2016-10-03 09:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by newborn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see, its your garden, but it is their home, so you need to take the legal steps for eviction. Evict them and tell them to get out in 30 days. Or go out there and settle things your own way. Start beating them down. D
2007-07-02 01:30:34 · answer #5 · answered by Bboitano 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Errrr, I think you should report this to the police immediately and if need be set up a neighbourhood-watch. This is a serious matter that could cause serious mental issues to your community as it did to yourself.....lol
2007-07-02 01:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♠♥Mi$$vỜnDutch♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catch them, put them in a cage, take them to the police and file a complaint. Take a photo of your garden where they have damaged it and give it to the police also.
2007-07-02 01:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by DOT 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sell tickets. Make fortune. Retire. Move house.
2007-07-02 01:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had the same problem, what you need to do is see the elf elder council and see if they have a permit to be on your land ,if they do, then there is nothing you an do, but if they dont then you just have to repeat three times 'i dont believe in faries' and they will all dissapear.
2007-07-06 00:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by loulou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my god, thats awful ... it happened to me and i called up the shrek characters and they came and solved the problem in a jiffy... donkey had a red flower with a blue leaf and the pixies etc know its a sign to leave
2007-07-02 01:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by ilovesuburbanlegends 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's someone playing World of Warcraft on their laptop and they left it in your back garden by mistake and it's the screen you're looking at.
2007-07-02 01:30:07 · answer #11 · answered by schmagum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋