I can't really remember anything I've said before.
2007-06-30 19:30:35 · 29 answers · asked by Keri 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A chicken has 4 legs!!
2007-06-30 19:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by marcelino angelo (BUSY) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm....
I think the dumbest thing I ever said was to a friend of mine when we were talking about the moon versus states. She said which is closer the moon or florida.
I said...
Well you can't see Florida!
Tell me that wasnt the dumbest thing you've probably heard., yet, you cant help but laugh cause it was dumb and came from a brunnette at the same time.
2007-07-08 22:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by The only good blu is a dead blu! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The list is probably longer than I'd like to admit, but...
Just out of college, starting a new job, my boss at the time would help me out with phone calls when I didn't know how to answer. He'd take the phone off hold and say "This is Pete..."
A couple of months later, I was helping out a new hire. She asked me to answer a caller's question for her, so I proceeded to pick up the phone and say "This is Pete...." In case you haven't figured it out yet, my name is not Pete. The look I got from my coworker was priceless. I'm sure the look on my face was even better.
2007-07-01 02:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by CincyCat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were at a restaurant and the waitress came over to our table to take our order and she introduced herself and said "Hi my name is Tamara, my I take your order" She had a bit of an accent and when she said her name it sounded a little bit like "tommorrow" so I thought I would be funny and said " But we are hungry today".
She got the joke but apparently was in no mood.
2007-07-01 02:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by Briguy28 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my fifth grade teacher explained that the inner layers of the earth were molten and solid, I asked her how it was possible for us to live there. Everyone laughed at me, but I seriously thought we lived INSIDE the earth, not on it.
2007-07-01 02:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by Tublet Want To Try It™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was like 11 or 12, i saw that movie Biodome, and theres a part when he Stephan baldwin says something about practicing calligraphy and masturbation, i said that line to a bunch of people, not knowing what masturbation was and my mom pulled me to the side and asked me what i had said, and she was like you just embaressed her and she explained and told me the true definition was and i was mortified!!!
2007-07-01 02:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do to a man with two kids from is first marriage and a psyco ex wife
2007-07-08 21:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by Laura A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it has to do with what I thought a female donkey was called. see, I thought since they call a male donkey a jack a** that maybe they called a female donkey a b**ch a**
so I asked my dad if that's what they were called. I will never live that down. my dad still laughs at me, and it's been like four years since I asked him that!!!!!
2007-07-01 02:48:00 · answer #8 · answered by atiana 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was at a coffee shop and i ran into my old voice teacher and she was sitting with another man..we said hi and the man went to go introduce himself...i cut him off saying that he was my voice teachers father( because that's who he looked like) and he politely continued saying he was her brother...i felt so bad and i couldn't say anything!
2007-07-08 23:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Kristen D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a person I know told me she was pregnant and I asked if she knew who the father was.. that was dumb. Thank goodness she had a sense of humor and thought I was making a joke.
2007-07-01 02:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋