Obviously, those who use them most are not here to share, but what can we come up with from the "sitting in front of my computer eating ice cream" crowd we have tonight.
2007-06-30 18:02:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dime Box, Lodi? Hangin' out in the big city I see.
2007-06-30 19:08:42 · update #1
Well, I've answered this before, but it was in Dime Box, TX when a cowboy asked me to dance by saying, "Hey, little heifer, want to rub bellies?" I did.
2007-06-30 19:00:40 · answer #1 · answered by LodiTX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I've got a stretch limo, a million dollars and unlimited credit. My private jet is a Boeing 747. I live at 1700 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington DC and I eat at McDonald's. Wanna good time?"
(It wasn't addressed to me, thank the Lord.)
2007-07-01 04:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like a rock
2007-06-30 18:05:59 · answer #3 · answered by Papa Damn™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best one a chick ever tried on me was " kum-breath really turns my boy friend on,would come into the back alley and help us both out?" Needless to say .I did my best to fulfill their fantasy.
2007-06-30 18:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This one downs me every single time and I have only heard it twice. "What is that fragrance you are wearing?" Makes me limp. A good looking man just picked up my scent!!
2007-06-30 18:08:02 · answer #5 · answered by Dovey 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"hey beautiful"
its what worked on me
im still married to the creep that breezed by me and said it oh so casually a long time ago
2007-06-30 18:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by justsomedumbgirl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
was your daddy a thief ,,cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
did I die and go to heaven ,or did heaven get a little closer to me?
2007-06-30 18:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you were a McDonalds Sandwich you would be a McGorgeous.
2007-06-30 18:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ur shirt is hot and everything, but I think u'll look hotter without it! lol
2007-06-30 18:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by Jas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a Band-Aid? 'cause I scraped my knee falling for you!
It's corny, but it can still merit a smile, at least. :)
2007-06-30 18:05:48 · answer #10 · answered by starry01 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋