If you were BigFoot, how would you get your name in the papers?

Answer 1

Have a torrid affair with a FlutterBy and end up in the tabloids.

Answer 2

If I were BigFoot I would not get my name in the papers. I would always be in hiding and not wanting to be around "humans" who destroy the world sooooooooo I would outsmart the camers

Answer 3

If I was BigFoot i'd need to stay away from the media; I mean, how could I compete with Johny0802's BigMouth and SmallMind???

Answer 4

If I were Bigfoot, I'd want to stay out of the papers, because then *everyone* would want to see me, and I'd want my privacy.

Answer 5

Take a picture of myself standing behind the "star of the week" ..... dontcha think bigfoot would look great in prison orange????

Answer 6

Go on CNN and tell everyone I am Bigfoot and I am here to conquer you all and take over.

Answer 7

After reading your question, I decided that you must be a Moron. But if so, then I must be moronic for wasting my time answering your question. Then it struck my old demented mind that, in fact, your question required careful consideration and deep thought. If I were the Big man/animal/whatever, I would drag you, Flutterbypurr out of the shack on the edge of the woods, away from the little boys you are holding for "gratification" down to the offices of the local newspaper and use you to smash open the large window leading to the new office. That would insure that I, BigFoot would get my name in the papers. The next time you think about baby pigeons, think of me running wild in the woods, while the Big Boys behind the bars are enjoying your favors.

Answer 8

Take a big step forward into the open, exposed myself, and grant interviews on those lingering questions about myself.

Answer 9

Call the news paper, tell them your address, jump through one of your windows, have them take a picture of us both, drag you in the woods, eat you for dinner.

Answer 10

Ask somebody to buy a newspaper and write "Big Foot" on the front page.