What's the most embarrasing thing you've done?

Question

It's ok we are all friends here, no need to be ashamed...
before my story i need to tell you that I take a sleeping medicine that sometimes causes me to be in sort of a trance where I will talk but it's more like non-sensical ramblings and I walk around and stuff
so this one time I was at a sleep-over with 8 other girls and I had taken my medicine...and I woke up in the bathroom covered in my own urine...but I was sitting on the toilet...I just didn't pull my pants down....and everyone was still asleep but it was morning and i didn't want to walk in to the room covered in pee so I grabbed one of those small scented bags for bathroom trashbags and put my clothes in there and took a shower....it worked! no one figured it out! yay me!

Answer 1

Boys will be boys. I was 19, a sophomore in college, and had just transferred schools to play baseball there. I made friends the first day I was there with a couple of my new teammates, and we basically roamed the campus all day seeing the sights and becoming familiar with the place.

We hit it off real well, and ate a HUGE lunch at a nearby off campus eatery that catered to college kids. I, not being a drinker, drank a lot of Pepsi, which was my drink of choice at the time - along with tons of gas-producing stuff like bread, etc. I was needless to say quite the little walking explosive device, and was primed and ready to go off at any moment.

We had, of course, met some beautiful girls on our tour of the new campus, and sure enough - one really struck my fancy; she was a drama major, looked like a movie star, and liked baseball - the perfect type for my shallow self back then. We even exchanged numbers! I had all kinds of visions of sordid events happening in my new dorm room when I got the chance, believe me.

Well....it was nearing closing hour at the student center/bookstore, so we decided to walk out through this particular stairwell and head home finally, when all of a sudden there came a rumbling in my innards that told me Vesuvius was about to blow. We were almost to the door when I decided to impress my new friends with an impromptu but amazing display of flatulence that only a bunch of guys could appreciate. Thinking we were the only ones going out that way, I stopped dead in my tracks, made a perfect umpire's "safe" sign, then proceeded to yell at the top of my lungs,'HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOOOLD IT!" then assumed a lovely squatting position that was not unlike a dog about ready to deposit a load on the floor. My friends walked a couple of feet ahead, then turned around to watch me with a grin on their face. Well, I let one rip that shook the rafters, almost threw out my back, and nearly ruined my britches.

I was really proud of myself, of course, and bowed like a maestro at the end of a performance for my friends, who were laughing hysterically. I stood up, and wondered why the laughter was even more than I expected as they looked over my shoulder.

I turned around and...yes...there she was; the new girl of my dreams who had recognized us and decided to catch up and walk with us, but with the most grossed out, sickly look on her face and an almost green complexion. For some reason, she just kept walking. Go figure.....

Needless to say, I never did get her over to my dorm room, and I even think I cured her from her baseball addiction, because I never saw her at any of the games. That event took place over thirty years ago, and I'm blushing again now as I recall that evening.... I never could bring myself to go up and apologize for that; I was simply too embarrassed. I think I'd die on the spot if I ran into her even to this day, to be honest. I would pray she didn't recognize me....

Answer 2

I called up the radio station when I was younger - I was half asleep after just waking up, and had heard some sort of competition on the radio. I raced out to the phone, thinking I was gonna win this one, and called them up. They were asking for two words that when joined together made a new word - eg Ear & Wig make earwig. In my state of semi-consciousness I heard this as; what animal would look funny with ears? So I called up and said a bird would look funny with ears!!! Stoopid!
I also thought that I heard Olivia Newton John had died another time, so I raced out to tell Mum and my sister. They were saddened, but, it must have been another misunderstanding on my part, she's still kicking!!

Answer 3

I understand your embarassment. I am not certain this is the most embarassing moment of my life but I can remember this so here goes. I sing solos in church. One time I was in the middle of a song and just plain forgot the words that came next. So, I made up some words instead of humming along. They seemed to fit and I got back on track as the chorus came around again. After church, one woman came up to me and said that she had never heard that version of my song and that it was interesting, she liked it. I said thank you and smiled. I could have told the truth. I made certain from then on that I knew the words to my music wayyy beyond thinking about them when I am at the point of singing them in public. That is sort of fun because I just stand up there and 1-2-3-go and can look around and smile and pay attention to what others are doing while I am singing. You will learn from your embarassment. I guess we are given trials to improve something. I believe I pay more attention to details now. Take care.

Answer 4

Very funny! I once was traveling from NYC to NJ with friends and was really trashed. I was in the front seat of my friend's new jeep and couldnt wait to get home. I was dizzy and But I puked all the way across the GWB and most of it landed on the back window! UGH! That was embarrassing!

Answer 5

Once sedated at the hospital I was talking nonsense. For some reason I kept saying sh** and was barely aware that those around me. Were staring at each other wondering.

Answer 6

One of the most embarrasing thing...when i farted every time i would do a kick in my tae kwon do class. It came out in rhythm with every kick. Everyone started laughing, but the master saved my ***. He said i was the most passionate one using all my inner powers with every kick.

Answer 7

I was in high school...and my friends made me laugh...right as i took a great big sip of milk....and it came out of my nose and went right into my food on my tray.... we were sitting right next to the "jock" table....nice...

Answer 8

You really expect me to put in writing with my name my most embarrassing thing I've ever done? OK, sure, just wait right there, and I'll be right back. Remember, don't leave!!

Answer 9

I laughed at something stupid yesterday in class and I couldn't stop laughing so the teacher told me to get out of class.

Answer 10

I fell in a mucky, disgusting lake.