...didn't have a good day, I feel like crying I need some cheering up...
2007-06-30 15:48:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Here have a joke :D
A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the GROUND!" The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."
2007-06-30 17:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We get that way, I have felt that I could not see outside my head and all the world was in a grey mist. Try to have a walk or do some exercise. A nice mug of hot cocoa might help.
Perhaps I could come round. We could tell sad stories of the death of kings, of shoes and ships and sealing wax and other silly things.
We all love you. Tomorrow will be a bright spring day.
Rose P.
2007-06-30 15:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by rose p 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry youre feeling low. I know the feeling. My day was ok, not great, not terrible.
Think of it this way....it could probably be worse. Think about things you like, things you enjoy, things that make you happy. If you take meds, take extra....thats what I do.
Try to feel better, k?...=/
2007-06-30 15:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Check this out! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aw cmon it's all right things get better. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Take a hot bath have a bowl of ice cream and dream happy thoughts.
2007-06-30 16:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by thmsnbrgll 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you lay down, think of being in the most relaxing place you can imagine. For me I like to think of either cuddling with a nice looking woman, or sleeping next to a campfire.
2007-06-30 16:04:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me see. First step, let someone you know start circling their finger in front of your eyes, second step, think cheery thoughts, think cheery thought. Third step, practice said exercise twice a day until you feel better.
2007-06-30 17:39:02 · answer #6 · answered by TKDboy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other.
Sorry that's all I could think of, I'm hoping to confuse you so you stop thinking about how bad your day was. :)
2007-06-30 15:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Big hugs to you.
Let's go get some ice cream or chocolate and you can cry it all out, OK?
2007-06-30 15:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
cheers to ya....smile...and be happy....stay in here and u will feel so much happier.....or go to the jokes section...that would make you laugh
2007-06-30 15:53:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok-theres a full moon tonight-it always throws my mood off-it'll be better tomorrow
2007-06-30 15:53:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋