2007-06-30 14:00:28 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
stuff a twix in my mouth and hope i have time to think of something good!
2007-06-30 14:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Forever the Sickest Kim 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell the officer it's not yours you just stole the car from someone and you had no idea what was in the trunk, that way you get auto theft charges and not possession with the intent to distribute.
2007-06-30 14:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder how I got myself into this situation. What did I do in my life to have to turn to dealing drugs. Did I forget how to be a kind and gracious human being? Did I forget my obligations to others? Did I just think that being someone's boyfriend in jail was a good idea?
2007-06-30 14:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all I wouldn't get my self involved with the type of people who are involved in this crap. You had better get a good lawyer. By the why, the public defender usually is to busy to really help you. You are in deep. Drug lawyers are MORE EXPENSIVE and they can still put you in a boat without a paddle. Did you learn anything!!!
2007-06-30 14:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by hipgram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them that u picked up a hitchhiker and he put his bag in the trunk of ur car, give a description and hope for the best
2007-06-30 14:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by Dawn C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the police to leave u 4 a sec and stuff it into ur mouth and pants and be prepared for a high time in jail :)
2007-07-01 07:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by yo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say it's a friends car who just happened to have a heart attack and die and their parents sent the car by ship since they live in Sweden and "here I am."
2007-06-30 14:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show them where I hid the rest. Which is where I keep the gas powered leaf blower and blow all the evidence away!
2007-06-30 14:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order up some pizzas and party with the cops! Woo-hoo!
2007-06-30 14:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd turn state's evidence, get immunity, and get a cool new identity under the witness protection program.
2007-06-30 14:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Spyder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be grateful that the plan worked:
My associate's dump truck with a tonne is making off down the highway!
2007-06-30 14:03:27 · answer #11 · answered by Rogi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋