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2007-06-30 12:46:25 · 21 answers · asked by Roxxi 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I'm sorry your such a stiff Justin.

2007-06-30 13:01:31 · update #1

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or the cd is gay cause it went with the changer, or the onion has sweet breath

2007-06-30 12:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by jazzeman44 4 · 3 0

Generally, it does. But if you boil the broccoli with some Prozac, it will not only stop crying, it'll taste delicious.

In the meantime, get a dvd player to make up for the missing vcr... he's just going through a midlife crisis due to how obsolete he's become at work. In fact, was the last movie your VCR played "American Beauty"?

And... use the calculator on your computer. Let the lovebirds go on their way, and you can pick up the pieces of your own broken heart and move on...

2007-06-30 19:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by sweetsarahnade 3 · 8 0

The VCR eloped with the toaster actually... after getting the calculator pregnant. Typical VCR.
But the broccoli is crying because it just realized it will never play the piano.

2007-06-30 19:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by sueflower 6 · 5 0

maybe those are tears of joy. hey, we both know that since the DVD player came along the VCR wasn't gonna do any better than a calculator.

2007-06-30 19:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by 0 3 · 1 0

I knew it! I told you when he started the restart stuff right after the blender dumped him that this was going to happen. Now you're going to have to set up that DVD player so she can watch her Veggie Tales or you'e never going to any of that produce to settle down. Just wait until she tells the grapes!

2007-06-30 19:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 7 · 2 0

Yes.
Buy a head of cauliflower to give him a friend, quick!!
Your broccoli could become suicidal and that would be bad news...

2007-06-30 19:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 5 0

Well, that is by far one of the better questions I have seen on YA.

Your answer is.....(shaking the magic 8-ball)

"Ask Again"

2007-06-30 19:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by Chef 6 · 3 0

Yeah, also because the computer cheated on the dishwasher

2007-06-30 19:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

It means that dropping acid can cause brain damage.

2007-06-30 19:49:29 · answer #9 · answered by Rckets 7 · 2 0

damn, you didn't eat that little piece of paper with Felix the cat on it did you? You're gonna have a long night.....

2007-06-30 19:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by toby 5 · 5 0

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