2007-06-30 10:20:11 · 16 answers · asked by Vicki K-Funkles 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
IDK, but dont eat fortune cookies next time, if there is a next time for u lol, im kidding i wouldnt worry about those.
2007-06-30 10:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Staci 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These things happen. In 2005, one of my friends opened a fortune cookie and it said: "you are a penis".
He was shocked. "Is that a new sign in the chinese zodiac?" he asked in the restaurant. But his question remained unanswered. Then he opened a second cookie which said: "If you don't understand, you are even more penis".
He immediately sweared and threw the cookie on the head of another client who was sitting at the next table. Then he left the restaurant.
2007-06-30 17:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Roy Nicolas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that is horrible and you should get who ever put that fortune in get fired and fast, because if a fortune eever gets into the hands of a 5 year old kid, he/she could be scarred for life. Tell the managment the first chance you get, maybe file a complaint to your local representitive
2007-06-30 17:24:19 · answer #3 · answered by steve 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think about it. For a moment.
This was some sly and, sadly, growing
guerrilla marketing strategy showing
itself.
It has been described as cluster-epidemic
in our country alone.
This means locally competing restaurants
are placing these messages in selected
cookie deliveries.
And customer by customer, these targeted
establishments lose their business, due
to the negative associations, taking
their money elsewhere.
< Naw, I just made it up as I went.
Thanks though.
2007-06-30 17:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fortune cookies don't say that kind of thing..err unless you went to a Satanist Chinese Restaurant...
2007-06-30 17:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last fortune cookie i opened had the check for the next table...
2007-06-30 17:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Id sue the sh!t outta that fortune cookie.
I had a fortune cookie that said...
"You cant have everything, Where would you put it all?"
I hung that fortune cookie up on my mirror i taped it up there :-)
2007-06-30 17:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Crystalx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better go complain. it not right for them to write fortune like that.
2007-06-30 17:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by Rita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, just avoid hay bales, oncoming traffic, and all large men in dark suits.
2007-06-30 17:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by edingo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nahhh just pick another cookie until you find one you like
2007-06-30 17:23:34 · answer #10 · answered by prince charming 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋