You're invited to dinner with someone. They make you eat this strange but delicious food. You devour it. You ask what kind of meat it is. They say it's your parents and that they shot them and cooked them for dinner. Then they show you their severed heads.
2007-06-30 09:51:18 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pick my teeth with the bones.
2007-06-30 09:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by stinkypinkyteddybear 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd be shocked until I realised I was obviously either in a Shakespearen play or Greek tragedy. Then I'd finish the scene and bow to thunderous applause.
Besides, I'm a vegan, so no one would be able to fool me with that old trick. ;o)
2007-06-30 09:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First I'd incapacitate the person who did it so that he couldn't kill me too. Then I'd call the police.
(I have this strange yet useful trait: I don't panic or get shocked or upset until after the situation is over.)
2007-06-30 09:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by Chip 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been visiting the Korowai tribe in Papua again?
2007-06-30 10:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Missing neuron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been watching too much South Park... That was one of the more messed-up episodes.
2007-06-30 09:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by temporos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I'll cook the rest with potatoes....
2007-06-30 09:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by SweetBaby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two things. they where either making a joke. or just run away to the closest person you know or your hosue to make shore your parents are there.
2007-06-30 09:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by showeregirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O look a little Jeffry in the making, your sick!
2007-06-30 09:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by ღ♥ஐcookie1ஐ♥ღ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r u kidding me - sounds like you have to much F&$N time on your hands. Get a job.
2007-06-30 09:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by Bellatres 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are living the Twilight Zone.I would call 911.
2007-06-30 09:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋