Placed all my yard gnomes in questionable positions and set fire to my plastic flamingo collection. Should I..? a. Let the gnomes have their fun, b. replace the plastic flamingo's from neighboring yards, c. Throw another stink bomb in the R&S room, d. other?
2007-06-30 08:28:29 · 26 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Leave the gnomes alone. They will reproduce and you will have an army of gnomes at your command!
Forget about the flamingos, replace them with plastic penguins. They're more reliable and have better work ethic.
I'm surprised you didn't throw a stink bomb in the R&S room yet. According to "Pub Rules regulation 566.12B Rev 1.92: One should throw a Stink Bomb in the R&S room within 5 hours of his gal finding out he is returning from the mentioned Pub." I will overlook this infraction for now.
2007-06-30 08:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
D. Who the hell keeps a flamingo collection! Your being a little ***** about some yard gnomes go whine to some one else!
2007-06-30 15:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Other: check yourself into rehab.
I think the tip off that you need help is "After another late night at the pub...." Also tipping me off to your problem" "..my yard gnomes...," "my plastic flamingos...."
Your g/f is doing you a favor.
2007-06-30 15:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by The Cythian 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
d. get rid of your psycho jealous girlfriend!
Instead of trashing your stuff, she
should just take her own *** to the club
or go hang out with her girlfriends or
something. But if she's crazy like that and
all destructive and stuff, she
probably doesn't HAVE any friends
her own and YOU must be her whole
world...
2007-06-30 15:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Nuveau 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
replace the flamingos naturally this time superglue a pair of sunglasses on one
2007-06-30 15:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you should go out and find a year-round Christmas decoration store (ridiculous, but they do exist) and buy several pairs of those stupid wire reindeer with strings of lights on them. Mount THOSE on your front lawn, the larger ones' front quarters mounted on the smaller ones' hindquarters. Good luck with that. I'm sure your neighbors will love you.
2007-06-30 15:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by Candidus 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
a.-no thats why your there
b-why plastic flamingos r ugly lol
c- ummm what did the R&S room did to u? lol
d- leave lol
2007-06-30 15:32:12 · answer #7 · answered by CupCake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure who has the issues with who here, but I think I would do a combo of a & c
2007-06-30 15:32:06 · answer #8 · answered by Dom 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet you lied about having a girlfriend.
2007-06-30 15:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put your girlfriend in a questionable position just to let her know how it feels lol
2007-06-30 15:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋