My driver, Raul ran over a possum last night. Against my specific instructions, he stopped and picked it up. Well, needless to say, it wasn't really dead. In a frenzy the little critter ripped up all the upholstery in the back seat. And ripped off my Rolex watch as well.
Now I don't care about the car, it was a rental since my car is still in the pool where Raul parked it yesterday. But I think there should be something I should do to make sure this unfortunate event never happens again.
2007-06-30 05:48:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
10 lashes for his incontinence.
Raul should be forced to remove all the peas from your fettucini alfredo with his toes. He then should be ordered to feed said peas to the opossum, in a port wine reduction (the peas, not the opossum.)
Lastly, name the opossum, Oraul.
2007-06-30 05:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by mrpeachycat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Parking in Pools and picking up not quite road kill surely has earned him a pink slip....I could be your driver.
2007-06-30 05:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tear up their Green Card.
2007-06-30 05:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fire Him, Damn Possum Picker Upper.
2007-06-30 05:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by son_of_glen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 lashes for his incompetence
2007-06-30 05:55:04 · answer #5 · answered by dad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the whip out
2007-06-30 05:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First offense? go easy....and sorry about your watch.
2007-06-30 05:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fire him.
2007-06-30 05:51:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋