Girl are you Jamacin? Cause ja mac in me crazY!
2007-06-30 05:04:16
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answer #1
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answered by CandyApple<333 3
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this happened to me the other night at the grocery store. actually 3 things have happened at the grocery store.
1. I was showing the cashier my id and the guy behind me said "So you're Canadian, I heard Canadian girls do it best" so I replied "Yes we do but you'll never know" and walked away.
2. Some random came up and asked me if I could be any more perfect.
3. this guy walks by asks if my name is Jennifer. I reply no my name is Bri. he asks how old I am. I said 20. he said okay just making sure because you look young. i said yes i get that a lot. he said so are you taken. i said yes. he said oh, sorry. and i said are you hitting on me and he said yes, im trying to find a hottie for the night. anyway so he still continues to talk then walks away and comes back to say he's sorry that he's had too many drinks...
I was at the grocery store buying tampons and ice cream. some men! and this guy was 30...hello I'm 20...go away!
I really need to switch grocery stores....
2007-06-30 05:08:37
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answered by Anonymous
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One of the customers in the store recently (wife was in the store but not nearby), and wanted to know what it would take for him to get me out for a date. I told him, "I'm married." He said, "So what, I am too". "Let's get a 12 pack." I said, "I don't drink!" Then I retorted, "Besides, I like intellectual guys." The guy was butt ugly, getting on my nerves and I figured there was one thing that would get him to leave, so I said, "I love Opera." "No thanks." he said, "That makes me sicker than a hangover after a hard night of drinkin," and he went off to be with his wife.
2007-06-30 05:16:39
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answered by kriend 7
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Baby I aint no Fred Flinstone, but I'll make your Bed rock
2007-06-30 05:04:26
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answered by Myžtikal 5
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"Aren't you tired? Because you've been runnin through my mind all day"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven"
"I'm cold, maybe i should stand next to you because your hott"
ugh I HATE these pickup lines!
2007-06-30 05:06:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Lets skip all the boring stuff and just get it on right now
2007-06-30 05:04:11
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answered by Infuego 4
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Did you just come out of perfume heaven cause you smell good.
2007-06-30 05:04:11
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answered by ? 6
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Hey baby, is it raining or did you just fall from heaven?
2007-06-30 05:04:12
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answered by Mo 7
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Hey Chika!
You're Small.... so am I! Wanna boink?
2007-06-30 05:05:35
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answered by Musicman 5
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I bet you are ready for a little fun tonight. ( I kept this clean.)
2007-06-30 05:07:42
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answered by barbwire 7
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