Here's a chance to do your antics. After all, Laughter is the best medicine...
2007-06-30 04:11:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Aristotle plagiarized all his philosophical contributions from the works of an obscure Turkish sage. :-)
2007-07-05 18:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like to think of myself as a Christian, though I'm not.
The fact I'm uncertain whether a man named 'Jesus' ever walked the earth stands somewhat in the way of it. An inability to fathom the concept of the Trinity is another barrier. The fact I find the diety embodied in the Old Testament as God as a malevolent, hateful, spiteful, unworthy of worship creature, also inhibits me from being a good Christian.
I also like to think of myself as a philosopher, though I'm not. I like the elbow room the condition of thinking of myself as a philosopher, but not being one, leaves me.
In the sense I'm both a Christian, and a philosopher, I'm also a comedian.
2007-06-30 11:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jack P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Searching for the meaning of life is like taking a walk through a forest and discovering a human skull. It will be hard enough trying to convince your friends that you found a human skull, let alone trying to explain why there are antlers sticking out of it!!
2007-07-03 22:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do they put doorlocks on the front door of a 24/7/365 store?
2007-06-30 13:10:53 · answer #4 · answered by Sophist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I love retorical questions,
- like do penguins have knees?
-Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
- If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Hope you like them :)
2007-06-30 13:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by T-unit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life's a beach1 Enjoy the Sun!
2007-07-05 22:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by jaded 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laughter is the language of the Gods
2007-07-06 12:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by chatting 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True story:
I recently walked into an alteration shop owned by a Japanese couple. Over the ladies changing room was a large sign.
''WOMEN HAVE FITS HERE"...(well, i thought it was funny).
2007-06-30 23:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by Eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get all life's answers from scripture, won't you get in trouble for cheating on the exam?
The world is a dangerous place... nobody ever makes it through alive.
Nothing is certain... but I might be wrong.
2007-06-30 12:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the buddhist refuse to take any pain killers when he went to the dentist for a root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
2007-07-02 01:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by teeleecee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋