I'm a black belt in two different martial arts and am an expert in the use of the Roman broadsword.
2007-06-29 21:04:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Some say I am equal in power to Chuck Norris.
2007-06-29 21:06:53 · update #1
Still more say I am equal in power to Achilles.
2007-06-29 21:15:10 · update #2
By Roman broadsword I mean Gladius.
2007-06-29 21:28:58 · update #3
I don't know about women, but,
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
and
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
and
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
and
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
2007-06-30 00:35:06 · answer #1 · answered by Nidav llir 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Being a black belt is nothing. A black belt merely means that you are ready to start learning martial arts. It's not an end result, but a beginning.
By "Roman broadsword" do you mean the gladius or the spatha? There is really no such sword as a Roman broadsword.
And by whose definition are you an expert. We have no Roman sword manuals, unlike medieval ones such as Fiore, I.33 etc.
2007-06-29 21:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by Nodality 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How far along the dan system are you?
I'm an Ee-Dan in Taekwondo, Go-Dan in Kenjutsu and a Ni-Dan in Aikido, although I've never heard of Roman broadsword.
Don't really want to fight you, though, or even defeat you (although that would be good) - I did them more for self-defence and to look good on applications.
2007-06-30 07:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Devolution 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And yet ... I don't see Chuck Norris on Yahoo Answers! asking women if they think that they can beat him in martial arts. Hmmm. Maybe just maybe you're an insecure little wuss who tries to build his pitiful self up by talking smack at women.
Truth is, I tremble in fear at your gladiatorial combat skills and your black beltedness. Yes, massa. When you say, "Jump!" I say, "How high?"
2007-06-29 21:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by Just_One_Man's_Opinion 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've got more brain power, cause I'm smart enough to not even bother trying.
2007-06-30 12:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about women,but i am certain that you are no match against me.
You might be a roman freak but i am an arrancar.With one simple swipe of my hand,you would be disingrated.Oww.there you go.
2007-06-29 22:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ulquorria Schiffer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I cannot answer your question because I do not know every woman. Maybe Wonder Woman or Bat Girl could defeat you, you think?
2007-06-29 21:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
remember sam colt made women equal hello X-)
2007-06-30 12:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are very sexist...why couldn't your question be, "Does anyone think they can defeat me in gladiatorial combat?"
2007-06-29 21:10:49 · answer #9 · answered by bazackodogs 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good for you, good for you :)
Do you also have the chest to pin those medals onto?
2007-06-29 21:10:53 · answer #10 · answered by Shivers 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋