2007-06-29 18:26:46 · 11 answers · asked by sonu_aktion 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Ok if you are trying to put it on yourself here's what to do.
Go to the kitchen and get a baby carrot.
Open the condom package.
Stick one end of the baby carrot into the unrolled condom.
Take two fingers around the head of the carrot and pull down.
The condom will unroll over the carrot.
Now take the covered carrot and stick it where the sun don't shine because that's the most sex you will ever get since you have the intellectual capacity of a bowl of spinach.
2007-06-29 18:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by tenniskneekid 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You buy one condom and go through the papers , There they have written the use of condoms and their safety. From your question I understand that you are going have your sex relation for the first time and that too with an unknown partner, better be careful . Avoid AIDS Yours VRVRAO
2007-07-01 08:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by Raghavendra R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please purchase a condom and a banana. you will then proceed to place the condon on the banana as if it were the penis, leaving 1-1/2 inches of "e,pthy" space at the end or tip of the condom. you should have been taught this in PE or a fatherly figure should have helped you. Please, Please even ask a friend how to do this so you will not feel awkward. remember that it would even be alot more awkward or harder to raise a baby that to ask questions. I am right. the best of luck to you and remember that the female also has responsibilites.
2007-06-30 01:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The following sites show TWO very good methods. Check them out.
http://www.feelconfident.co.uk/condoms/how_to_put_on_a_condom.htm
http://members.chello.nl/rwestdorp/how_to_put/condom.html
2007-06-30 01:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Tom K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok; NO SEX TILL YOU'RE 18, young man!!! On the 18th birthday, I'll tell you more on using condoms. Until then, DO YOUR SCHOOL HOMEWORK.
2007-06-30 01:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check The packet
2007-06-30 01:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG you're the same mental patient that asked how to wipe your bottom without getting it on the ceiling weren't you?
If you are that stupid, please don't even attempt sex, the odds maybe low, but to have that gene pool continue isn't worth the risk. Stop stupidity now and do not reproduce,
2007-06-30 02:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
read the instructions on the box they even have pictures for you to look at.
2007-06-30 01:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read the instruction on the printed slip before use.
2007-06-30 05:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by zodiaccyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will say on the package.
2007-06-30 01:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by staroftheuniverses21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋