my family told me that we will be having a turd stay with us for the summer. I know I should be happy, But I just can't help but feel frightned . I am worried about this turd coming into our house. I want him to feel at home. What can I do to welcome him to his new life?
2007-06-29 16:15:45 · 7 answers · asked by Jess 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a family dinner?
2007-06-29 16:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by â?¥Yummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok..you made me laugh out loud..lol
just treat the turd with love and care..maybe you should get him a little hat like Mr. Hankey so he feels special
2007-06-29 16:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by ☮Witty Sarcasm♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always greet turds with a fart.
2007-06-29 16:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have an answer, but this is by far the funniest question I've read on Answers!
2007-06-29 16:21:36 · answer #4 · answered by julie_shannon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make him a nice soft cushy bed out of charmine. try to keep the flies away. and make sure NO ONE flushes!
2007-06-29 16:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
get him a 50 lb bag of cat litter he'll feel right at home
2007-06-29 16:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get him a nice toilet?
-Tim
2007-06-29 16:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋