Which kind of animal would we get from breeding tapirs and platypi?

Question

Cause let's face it, they are both extremely rare already.

Answer 1

taptipus? Heck, I don't know. You'd have to get them drunk to make 'em do it, anyway, wouldn't you? Or at least play a lot of Barry Manilow records for them.

Answer 2

A Platypir? A Taptypus? (pronounced tape - t - pus"

OK, a seriously ugly, 7 foot long, furry animal with webbed hooves and claws, a protruding butt, and a tail like a beaver. I just can't decide what kind of snout to give it. I think both are cool.

I would give it the markings of a baby tapir. Those are cool.

Answer 3

tapirs are nearly extinct! :o(
platypi are not!

~*~ A platapir!