I poured cola on my battery to clean the terminals and now things are worse, what to do?

Question

I let it set with the cola for a few days and the battery was completely gone. What is worse is the cola acid has mixed with the battery acid to make a super acid compound now. This ate through my entire car and driveway. There is now a deep hole.

I dropped a rock down it but no sound back that it hit anything. I got a long rope and lowered it down with a weight tied to the end of it. I had to get more ropes and tie them off because I could not get to the end of this hole.

After exhausting my savings account buying lots of long ropes finally the rope starting tugging and pulling from me. I started pulling back eventually I could hear someone on the other end grunting as they were trying to pull against me.

I finally pulled this person out of the hole and it was a Chinese person. I can use a telescope and see the sky clear on the other side of the world.

What should I do about the hole and my new visitor?

Answer 1

First off you lucked out! Same thing happened to me but now I have GODZILLA rampaging around my backyard!!!!! He's Great for getting rid of Bill Collectors but lousy when it comes to me trying to get some sleep,,, makes to much noise and scares the neighbors. Tried opening up a tour side show but it kept breathing that blasted hot breath on everyone. Had more refunds than profits.

Answer 2

sounds like quite the delima. My first suggestion is either a plane ticket for your visitor, or start a rice farm. now as far the hole in the drive way. I would suggest cutting a hole in the bottom of a trash can, place it over the hole. The next time you have garbage, just place into the bottomless hole. Now as far as your car, two nine volt batteries, duct tape, a stick of half chewed spearmint gum, and used condom, and of course, some touch up paint should fix it. Oddly enough, i seen that same thing happen to McGyver in episode 128. View this episode for further details.

Answer 3

OK heres wat u do make the hole a little bigger and fence it off get more telescopes and charge ppl to look at the Chinese moon and don't tell anyone else about how you did it bcuz us at yahoo answers will screw u over and tyr to get rich too.if it works for you tell me Id like to know ; )
first about the rope see if you can return it then you kick the Chinese man back to where he came from and try my newest money making idea and give me a 50% of the profits.

Answer 4

First, make sure you have your high boots on, because this crap done got DEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Next, close all your blinds.

Then, promptly check your house for bugs.

Now, before you shut you computer down, oh yeah, did I mention that part?, let me tell you what is REALLY going on.......



It's a government conspiracy. The coke didn't make the hole. Aliens from planet xeron made it. Now the government is going to try to blame it on you and ship you off to China as a cover up for the deal they made with the Xeronions for the quick route to China via your driveway.

Answer 5

That's what you get for using cola to clean battery acid. What a stupid idea. I have heard of people doing that though.
You can't clean an acid with an acid. You need to clean battery acid with baking soda.
The only time you use acid is if you are cleaning a nicad which uses a base as an electrolyte. Use boric acid for nicad batteries.

Answer 6

Is that the whole story? I suppose you could get another battery and some 7-UP and fill the hole back in.

Answer 7

Take him to the nearest Chinese restaurant and see what you can get for him. Sell the hole, as a quick route to China.

Answer 8

Not sure about what to do with the hole and the visitor, but geez, think of how that cola would affect your teeth?

Answer 9

Push the rest of what's left of the car off into the hole. It should get stuck halfway thru...

Answer 10

do nothing about the hole, but start a chinese buffet, typically the chinese have alot of family to work there