If I write an unauthorized autobiography, can I sue myself? Who would pay for the court costs If I won?

Question

I am afraid I might write a kiss and tell expose' of myself.

Answer 1

This could take you into some hard times. It is possible that our mutual friend David may pay with copper from his field and Nicolas could contribue a nickelby. However, I wouldn't have great expectations of getting any money out of that deal. Throughout this thing there would be an oliver twist that would have you be bound to David and Nicolas owing them both money as they beg of you, "Please sir, may I have some more?" Thus, I think you'd find yourself fighting a losing battle and returning to a bleak house. In the end it would just be a tale of two pitys.

Answer 2

I'll give it to you strait. Write a disclaimer in the jacket that you were not responsible for your own actions. Claim multiple personalities. The mental institution would pay the costs. Then split the money with yoursleves if you should win. Case closed.

Answer 3

I'm sure that if you sue yourself, either Enzyme 304, Gyorzxk, Bilbo or Enzyme 305 will pay the court costs. I truly believe you've got this one covered. ;)

Answer 4

This is actually covered in case law. The author of Sybil was sued by several of her other personalities for defamation of character.

Answer 5

The costs may be paid by some sympathetic soul that will also afford your psychologist's bill to treat that schizophrenia.

Answer 6

lol No you can't and you would pay the court costs silly...

Answer 7

i think you'd get thrown out of court

but LOL, good idea! i should try it!

Answer 8

ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks Charlie! I needed that today.