Do they eat them, too?
How much do they make per hour?
Is it all in liquid assets, or are there fringe benefits?
2007-06-29 07:19:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
They hide them in the legs of the pants that you wore but won't wear again for three months because they know you will give up the search and throw the mate away before you find the hidden one.
2007-06-29 07:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't eat them. They tie them to the forks missing from your underwear drawer and carry them as banners against the gnomes under the kitchen sink. (How did you think that stuff gets spilled under there?) They earn whatever you didn't take out of your pockets before you did laundry, and they drink laundry detergent by the cupful. The fringe benefit is learning new words when you can't find the sock.
2007-06-30 16:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Underpants Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:
1) Collect Underpants
2) ?
3) Profit!
Like everything else - it's all comes down to the almighty dollar ;););)
2007-06-29 14:40:52 · answer #3 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should contact the IOGE. That is to say, the International Organization for Gnome Equality.
Funny question!
2007-07-07 11:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhere in Fairy Land I think there are tiny houses with Gnomes using socks as sleeping bags.
2007-06-29 14:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by jon_mac_usa_007 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gnomes don't steal...they are beneficial caretakers of the wild they fix things.gremlins break stuff,sprites hide things, and trolls steal...
snarks poison food,boughies and wil'owisps lead you astray,fairies and kinderlings show you the way...
2007-07-06 08:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by dakkunan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they must be eating them ... those socks are disappearing on their own ...
I don't know about fringe benefits - but I know I saw a few bites marks on my cute new capris, though! :0)
2007-06-29 16:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by tristaC77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No they don't eat them. They are stored away in a giant treasure box with all the pins, needles, and ink pens that have disappeared in your lifetime.
2007-06-29 14:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by arkiemom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those must be some dizzy gnomes, that spin cycle is wicked!
2007-06-29 14:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Monk 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't mind if they took the pair,they always leave one.
2007-06-29 14:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by JT 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋