My wife is a person and a very banal woman. She has brought Jesus Christ into our lives, and for that I am moderately grateful.
I feel that Jesus has given me permission to see this Koren temptress, so that is why I have gone ahead with this relationship. I make her into a better woman, and it's something I'm proud of.
I know that I can't make my wife an Asian, or I can't make her lose 5 inches off of her height, but are there other things I can tell her to act more Korean? Without letting her in on my secret pact with Jesus Christ?
2007-06-29 04:08:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
These things you have to take slowly. Find some Asian films and get her into the whole Japanese subculture. Tell her that’s the way you think a woman should act. 6 hours of Sailor Moon, and she’s bound to learn something.
2007-06-29 06:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by Goddess Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You probably have already done this but.....ask yourself, what would Jesus do? If JC has given you the thumbs up to see a Koren temptress who the hell are you to say "No"????
Saying that you can't make your wife Asian is a cop out. They have surgery for removing eyefolds and reattaching a hymen then I bet they have a way to make your wife's eyes look Asian.
I wouldn't let the secret pact with Jesus slip out just yet. Ask your wife if she is hiding something. Chances are that she has a reason for being banal. She probably has a secret pact too that gives her loads of fun. By the time she is with you she is probably tired. Does she sleep a lot? That is usually a good sign.
You can work out the height thing too. If you both wear stilts then you can make hers just five inches shorter. It will also keep you from having to get things out of the cupboard that she can't reach. =wink=
That's the Ape's take.
2007-06-29 04:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Wild Ape 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are not serious! What a cop out, Jesus gave me permission to have a girlfriend...
Its like saying Jesus is ok with me lying and cheating.. and logical people know this is not true!
Stop using Jesus as an excuse to act the way you do.. bottom line is you are cheating on your wife.. and you are trying to justify it with saying you have a "secret pact with Jesus"... Does this make you feel better about what you are doing?
You want your wife to "act asian".. marry the asian girl.. let your wife find someone who will love her for who and what she is.... and you are not it!
What you need is a GOOD therapist and reality check.. it takes alot of balls to say the things you did... but in the long run you are a cheater, no matter how you try to justify things...
2007-06-29 04:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by billiecep2 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see other than divorcing wife and marrying g/f, you cant so dont try. Unless of course you want your wife to figure out that you are doing the pretty little Korean down the street. Regardless of pact with Jesus, secret or not, she is going to find out. Oh yeah and one last thing, last I heard Jesus dont make secret pacts which allow adultery. Maybe you let yourself think that but that wasnt Jesus talking to you and saying it was ok. It was your pecker.
2007-06-29 04:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by dave n 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
so in a round about way you are saying that because your wife brought Jesus into your life she ultimatly brought this other woman into it as well? so that's the excuse cheaters use these days, there is no good excuse for cheating and Jesus didn't bring this woman into your life for you to choose to sleep with her and it was you that did the choosing see why would Jesus do that after writing the Commandments with one of them being "Thou shall not commit aldulery" huh you can't make someone into something they are not your wife is who she is and unfortuely she is living with a lier and a cheat I feel sympathy for her and you should be ashamed and hang you head for using Jesus as an excuse for cheating
2007-06-29 04:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by sassysandyinmi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhm I think you need to re-read your Bible. I seriously doubT Jesus has given you permission to commit A-D-U-L-T-R-Y. What you are doing is a sin. You've just convinced yourself that Jesus gave permission... or Satan has tricked you into believing it.
Stop seeing the Korean Woman and start being faithful to your wife and the vows you took when you got married.
2007-06-29 04:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥The Queen Has Spoken♥♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are trying to justify cheating. Divorce your wife and marry your mistress, then your wife will be like your girlfriend, exactly. I'd like to know how you got the message that Jesus permits your cheating on your wife.
2007-06-29 04:54:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't approve of affairs. Read the Bible. You just are telling yourself that it's okay so that you can do it and not feel guilty.
Love your wife for who she is. You married her for that reason! If you want her to be your girlfriend, then treat her as such. Dates, foreplay, long talks and walks... Hold hands! And for God's sake, kiss her!
2007-06-29 04:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by theewokprincess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you use Jesus as a net? Either get out of the marriage or stop the affair, that is the only advice I can give you.
2007-06-29 04:11:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are you an idiot?! .. Jesus would not want you to cheat on your wife. ..you should probably start reading the Bible before you go and think you can read Jesus's mind.
2007-06-29 04:17:35 · answer #10 · answered by amy_marie1987 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋