Whilst in Hospital, my bed was next door to an old Lady who was a moaned all the time, but anyway I found her amusing. She lived in Norfolk,UK. or (Naaarrfuk) as the locals put it.
Her Hubbie and Son were visiting, they were chatting about trivial stuff then I heard her Husband say; "What haapuund ter Saaddaam Huussien"?
The old Girl said; "I dunooh, think he got dun fer insectusiode"!
The accent did help inspire this piece of nonsense.
2007-06-29 03:10:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
A: Do you think he did it?
B: Who else would wipe their *** with my hat?
2007-06-29 03:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by grammarnerd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was funny at the time, but will probably lose something in the retelling...kinda of a "had to be there" thing...but anyway...my mom had some roses sitting in the kitchen and they were a really bright fuscia and white, very unusual. My sister and I were both there visiting her and she asked my sister if she saw her roses...my sis said yes, mom said "they look fake don't they?" Sister said "Yes, they do, I thought they were fake" and mom said "Nope, they're real"....and for some reason that just struck me funny....usually that goes the other way...you normally hear people say "those roses look so real, I thought they were real"...not "boy those roses look fake!!"....oh well, like I said, it was funny at the time.
2007-06-29 10:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tallulah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an ex-insectusiode I resent your slandarous usage of my ex-religion. I curse thee with a lifelong gift of immaturity and abbundance of morning eye fluffins.
Imagine, new in the country... No English language at al. It's 1984 and the Olympic torch is being run down the center of Van Nuys Blvd in San fernando Valley Ca... A very festiv sunny day indeed, until all four of us started yelling "Fuckell, fuckell" rather loudly. All Fuckell means is "Torch" in Russian.
So, the we got kicked out and our visas deleted.
2007-06-29 13:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard a woman talking about her husband on the bus once and she said ' if anything ever happens to either of us I think I will go and live in Spain.' Either of them?
When I was younger I went with my mum and dad to visit the village of Eyam in Yorkshire , where everyone shut themselves in to prevent the bubonic plague spreading about 600 years ago. A man pulled up in his car , wound down his window , shouted to someone on the pavement ' is this weir they all deed then? waited for the man on the pavement to say yes , then just wound his window back up and drove away .I split my sides at the time.
2007-06-29 10:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in a dressing room one time, and these two women were shopping for a dress. The one looks to the other and says "Does she need a slip?"
The other said, "Yes, the funeral director said she needed a slip under her dress"
They were obviously shopping for a dress for the deceased.
The other woman says "Mom didn't wear a slip when she was ALIVE, she's going to be so mad that we put one on her when she died!!"
I thought it was quite amusing.
2007-06-29 10:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by virgogoddess826 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was eating dinner with my family this one time and there was a group of senior citizens a few tables down. Durring a lull in my family's cobversation, we hear one of the old guys say, "So I hear rigour mortis doesn't hurt." It was hilarious!
2007-06-29 10:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋