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my car is in the front yard and i'm.... sleeping with my clothes on

???

2007-06-29 01:25:51 · 27 answers · asked by bruce 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

27 answers

I remember those days

2007-06-29 01:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Um...well the car is in the front yard because that is where your dog parked it after you let him drive home from the hunting trip so you could drink and watch the scenery. And you are sleeping with your clothes on because you watched too much scenery along the way and passed out. Oh yeah...and your dog is in the house watching TV.

2007-07-07 01:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You forgot where you were and decided to sleep there till morning?
I'm glad you were dressed that could have caused quite a stir when
the neighbours come out. Just cover your head and maybe they won't
know who you are??? I would stick to that story if I were you.
Bruce, I have to tell you, you absolutely crack me up. I get such a
laugh from your questions.

2007-07-06 23:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow that's incredible! maybe you parked your car in the front yard cause you had no where else to park and you have your clothes on cause you're cold?? kust a suggestion

2007-07-07 02:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by The Dreamer 5 · 0 0

Shhh! Mmmmmmph! We're on a stakeout. Mmmmmphare? Keep it down! MmmmphK!

2007-07-06 10:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

I came in through the window last night and you're gone.

I can't believe i am my own worst enemy...cuz everynow and then i kick the living sh*t outta me. Can we forget about the things i said when i was drunk? I dint mean to call you that.

2007-06-29 08:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by SeXyMaMa 3 · 2 0

you had an extra 300 bucks an hour and you had waaaaaaaaaay too much Captain Morgan?

2007-07-06 22:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Too much alcohol syndrome..good song

2007-07-07 01:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by DJ 6 · 0 0

sounds like an interesting evening!

2007-06-29 08:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1 0

you seen how hand some you was in the mirror and passed out

2007-07-06 17:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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