I want to know how to become a screwed up adult. I want to do this correctly.
2007-06-29 01:16:07 · 11 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have kids and wait till they are teenagers. You'll be as screwed up as you will ever be.
2007-06-29 01:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is easy.
1. Become judgmental of everything. This will help you hate everything, and better yet, have everything hate you.
2. Keep your hair messy at all times. When most people see well kept hair... the words "screwed-up" don't really come to mind. However, if you are disheveled, people will assume you have done something wrong. Two points if it is below your ***.
3. Talk constantly. It will either create the effect of insanity, or if you are lucky, people will realize that you have nothing important to say. Therefore, many people will try to stay away from you, which creates the illusion of being "screwed-up."
4. Find an addiction. (self-explanatory)
5. Blame everybody else. After all, being truly screwed-up is never the person's fault. It has to be due to an abusive childhood, lack of attention, drug addiction, etc... Everybody needs to know that they are the cause of your anguish, messy hair, and whatever addiction you might acquire.
6. Get yourself involved in other people's lives. In order to be truly screwed-up, you need to try to help others. Denial is the first sign of a problem. Not to mention, if you hear of a problem that relates to you, you can place blame on them for the way you turned out.
I hope this helps.
2007-06-29 08:33:08 · answer #2 · answered by Karma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starting off with a screwed up childhood works best, but if you can't attack it that way then definitely a drug addiction or at least a 12Pk of beer daily will head you in the right direction.
2007-06-29 08:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by purpledeucegirl06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...first don't work, find some kind of addiction, make all the people around you hate you and last but not least...whine about the fact that your life isn't going anywhere. there you go! oh yeah..also be homeless and live with whatever friend will let you stay for the night. i have an ex who has mastered all of those things.
2007-06-29 08:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All you have to do is wait to become adult.
2007-06-29 08:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Smutty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Date the wrong blokes - that's enough to screw any female up !
2007-06-29 08:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry you may be on the right track right now and not even know it...just don't try at anything and be really angry at everything...best of luck!!
2007-06-30 09:35:37 · answer #7 · answered by ♥qwerty07♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry too much about it
practically you do not have any other option, but to become one
2007-06-29 08:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
start getting into debt NOW, then take up a nasty drug habit to forget about your pain...oh yeah and get knocked up while you're at it.
2007-06-29 08:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the world there we are living that it is not a problem!
2007-06-29 08:24:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋