A guy with a black eye boards a plane and sits down in his seat. Coincidentally, the guy he sits next to also has a black eye.
"Hey", he says, grinning. "Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy winces and says, "Well, it just sorta happened, a tongue-twister accident."
"Oh?" Says the guy, intrigued.
"Yes, I was at the ticket counter and saw this beautiful woman with a pair of the largest, most stunning boobs I've ever seen, and instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsburgh." Then she socked me in the eye.
"Ah..." says the other guy, nodding his head. My accident was a tongu -twister too.
I was at the breakfast table this morning and instead of asking my wife to pass the cornflakes I said YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU EVIL, FAT SLAG!"
2007-06-29 00:54:32 · 10 answers · asked by Welshdragon 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny. Swapped a star for a laugh.
2007-06-29 04:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10 keep trying <<>>
2007-06-29 18:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by kendal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-06-29 08:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The second one is not a tongue twister at all, it's easy to say.
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2007-06-29 07:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
shouldnt you post this on jokes and riddles,,
2007-06-29 10:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by james michael c 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it.
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star
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2007-06-29 08:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...i like it xx
2007-06-29 08:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by pinkkittenliverpool 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny..
2007-06-29 12:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!!!
LOL..........could happen to anyone !
2007-06-29 08:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by The Unknown Soldier 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-29 07:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋