Why did the freakin chicken cross the road.....SERIOUSLY!
2007-06-28 23:13:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If not for crossing the road, said chicken would have become a McNugget.
2007-06-28 23:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The correct answer is, we will never know, we are not the chicken, and cant find out what the chicken was thinking.
Can i have my 10 points now?
2007-06-28 23:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shall answer in the ancient poetic form of Haiku:
Chicken on a couch
Pondering crossing the road
He doesn't know why.
2007-06-28 23:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is he just wanted to prove to everyone he was no freakin' chicken.
2007-06-28 23:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by suke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was on the wrong side of the road
2007-06-28 23:46:07 · answer #5 · answered by Slimm D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that people could invent many reasons why the chicken crossed the crossed
2007-06-28 23:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by iMo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was running away from the chicken coupe, which has two doors BTW. If it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!
2007-06-28 23:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he was mentally challenged and didnt see the potential danger and life threating task of crosing the road, or just cuz he wantd to get to the other side
2007-06-28 23:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause she saw the rooster flirting with another chicken.
2007-06-28 23:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by Meeya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be eaten by the hungry fox waiting on the other side .
2007-06-28 23:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋