why are you late this time???

Answer 1

I'm not late. I'm not even supposed to be here. I can't sleep. ughhhh...sick...

Answer 2

1. Traffic was awful.
2. My watch stopped.
3. My tire went flat.
4. I got lost.
5. I'm not feeling too well.
6. I had to bail my best friend out of jail.
7. Nobody told me what time to be here.
8. A huge truck was blocking my driveway.
9. I couldn't find my keys.
10. Late? I thought you said "whenever"!!
11. My coffee spilled, so I had to go home and change.
12. I sprained my ankle, and had to hop here.
13. It's fashionable to be late. Isn't it?
14. Someone gave me the wrong directions.
15. I'm not late. Everyone else was early.
16. I couldn't get the bathroom door unlocked.
17. My pet hamster got out of his cage.
18. My goldfish died, so I had to attend its funeral.
19. The dog ate my alarm clock.
20. My psychiatrist recommended it as part of my therapy.

TAKE YOUR PICK. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.........
BY THE WAY, WHY WERE YOU LATE?
ABDUCTED BY ALIENS?........... AGAIN?

Answer 3

I was just about to put on my socks & shoes to leave my house and some crazy guy in a van just plowed right into my house. Then he got out of his van and started rifling through my stuff like he was looking for something. I said "hey buddy! What do you think you're doing? You know you just crashed into (address) Lane?!"
He then took a swing at me, but he slipped on a piece of drywall. So I took the opportunity to take my foot out of it's slipper and kick him in the face with my foot (which was still bare, because I never finished putting on my socks & shoes to leave).
He turns around, gets into his van, starts it up, then leans out the window and points at me with an angry look on his face, as if to say "you're dead meat". I just swatted in the air toward him, like 'get outta here.' Then he backs up, points his van in the direction to leave the neighborhood, and drives off. By the time all was said & done, I couldn't find my shoes or my car keys, so I had to spend about 50 minutes looking for them while the police were badgering me about a description of the vehicle and identifying the suspect, etc. So yeah... I'm late because I couldn't find my shoes or my keys.

Answer 4

I WAS IN A HIGH SPPEN CAR CHASE AGAINST THE COPS(normal inCalifornia)and I sped and I got scars and robbed 15,000 dollars and stole a buick for no reason
but I didn't try to be late
so I'm excused
right?...

Answer 5

I'm not late this time.

Answer 6

Im never late! Im the one thats always the first one there :)

Answer 7

I was held up in traffic for one hour.

Answer 8

I'm sorry. It wont happen again! YAY! Smiles!

Answer 9

I was in a car accident.

Answer 10

cuz i don't fell sleepy plus i want to see south park.