hi y'all. my name is Bernese, and i love my chicken. i mean y'all , i LOOOOOVE my fried chicken. I like to eat EXTA butter on my biscuts if you know what i mean! dont even get me started on the cornbread. My collards are the best thing ive ever tasted. I cant get enough. i eat about a package of bacon in the mornin's. They are delishus! twinkies are DA bomb. help me control my hunger issue before i reach an astounding weight of 500 lbs. im about 20 lbs away from that. and how do i get rid of these nasty stretch marks yall!!!!! i mean they are like long highways and biways on my stomach, arms, thighs, and neck! i dont even have any ankles yall! my double wide trailer is getting a little small nowadays!
thanks yall!
love BIG BERN!
2007-06-28 16:45:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
The "all you can eat" buffet is NOT a sporting event or a direct challenge from the business!
For your stretch marks you can try mederma for stretch marks. Or just wait for them to fade. There isnt anything that really gets rid of them. Altho I have heard of people losing a lot of weight and then getting plastic surgery to remove the extra stretch marked skin thats left.
2007-06-28 16:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by SKITTLES 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well when a balloon is stretched out it looks smooth..when it deflates it gets stretch marks...same thing with a person's skin, fool...just keep on eatin' that extra cawn bread and buttuh and fried chicken with sweet yams and mashed taters and you will not have any stretch marks.... you'll gain so much weight that the back of your neck will look like a package of hot dogs but at least it will be tight....that is the key to no stretch marks .
2007-06-28 16:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by danielle p 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even thin women get stretch marks, some as young as ten years old, usually when puberty hits and the body changes in a short amount of time. Most of them fade to white after a few years.
Chances are if you will ever be pregnant, you will get them. And I will laugh when you do. :-)
2007-06-28 16:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well since you like to make fun of big women, you should drink Slim Fast and take a 50 mile walk. No drinking water is allowed if you really want to lose all that fat lard that you have hanging.
EDIT: make it a 5000 mile walk not the 50 and take about 100 fleet enemas.
2007-06-28 16:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You making fun of fat people leads me to believe that you are a fat person who talks about other fat people to make it seem like you are skinny. What a scam.
2007-06-28 16:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
eat right and don't have kids.get your stomach stapled.
2007-06-28 16:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by ronbo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow.........exercise is key. try yoga, tae bo, etc.
2007-06-28 16:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by lalalalalala 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋