Is it true that TimeWarner will kill off J.K. Rowling upon the release of Book 7?
2007-06-28 16:22:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
It's called sarcastic humor, kids!
2007-06-28 16:38:26 · update #1
No, they are not going to kill her off, what they are going to do is kidnap her and then made genetically altered clones of her. The clones will be sent to different areas of the world to make "surprise" appearences at the same time. They are going to use this clones to say that she was a witch all along and that explains why she can he in different places at the same time. Then Time Warner will kill off the JK Rowling clones and release the real one with a microchip installed into her brain and force her to write Harry Potter books numbers 8, 9, and 10. As well as prequels: Books numbers: 0.1, 0.5, and 0.9.
Honestly where did you hear this rumour that she was going to be killed off? Only a muggle would think of something like that!!! Now excuse me, I need to go shut my hands on the oven door for giving out clues!!!
2007-06-28 16:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by jzepeda22 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh my. I hope not.
That would be murder. And last time I checked last a life time in jail. TimeWarner better like bathrooms exposed.
Ehh, I highly doubt its true though. Don't believe everything that you hear.
If someone told you Sirius Black is actually Harry's dad would you believe them?
2007-06-28 16:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's called a joke in bad taste rather than sarcastic humor, I fear.
2007-06-28 19:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by knight1192a 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard just the opposite!
2007-06-28 16:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ralph 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard that rumor and it is as dumb as harry and malfoy being friends
If timewarner did do that they would lose big money also
2007-06-28 16:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by Ian M 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I doubt it.
Don't believe everything you hear.
2007-06-28 16:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by alexzondra t 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wtf? Where did you hear that? It's laughable. No, I don't think so. Sorry.
2007-06-28 16:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by Azure A 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋