Did u push Humpty Dumpty off that wall and kill him?

Answer 1

no and you can't prove it.

Answer 2

maybe. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .ok it was me i ran out of eggs and i really wanted a omelet

Answer 3

The autopsy showed that Mr. Dumpty had .25 blood alcohol level at the time of his death with traces of marijuana. Thats over 4 times higher than legal wall sitting limits. : )

Answer 4

I can think of a few people I'd like to push off a wall, but Humpty's a nice guy/egg thing.

Answer 5

Do you want the real truth about Humpty Dumpty, He fell off the fence he was sitting on, and turned real BAD...! I mean really MEAN...! Nasty piece of work, our beloved Humpty Dumpty...!

Answer 6

It could have been me. My fury doesn't listen to reason. Tell me, what did Humpty Dumpty cry on his way down?!

Answer 7

Humpty went bumpty
and smashed in his shell.
I didn't do it
and you shouldn't tell.
He rocked and he rolled
and I couldn't calm it.
He hit the hot sidewalk
and now he's an omelet.

Would you like some breakfast?
Be sweet and bring the Tabasco sauce.

Answer 8

No, I did not! I did however send some glue for the King's men to attempt to fix him. ( didn't work) It's my opinion, but Ol' Hump has been a bit depressed, and I'm thinking he might have jumped. Just a feeling I got, but thinking maybe!

Answer 9

Nope, I didn't push him off the wall, I pushed him off the edge of the frying pan into the hot oil.

Answer 10

I pushed him, but it was an accident. He asked if I could polish his shell and I rubbed too hard and he just fell. I swear it was not my fault!! Besides, you didn't see a thing and cannot prove it was me, so there you have it.

Answer 11

Yeah that Egg/Man was creepy, just sitting on the wall all freakin' day just looking in at me from his yard...freak had it coming!