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2007-06-28 15:33:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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It was cold one winter day and I told Herb( my St. Bernard) to go out and piss by himself. I told him again and he pulled a knife on me.

2007-06-28 15:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My dog chewed a whole cushion out of a brand new couch and somehow managed to drag the cushion through his doggy door, out into the back yard, while I was out for the day.

I had spent months looking for the perfect couch and had never had a dog before. I had NO idea they did things like that!

2007-06-28 15:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by bollywoodturtle 4 · 2 0

There have been so many that it's hard to pick one.

chewed a hole in the garage door of a house I was renting.
Peed on my next door neighbor.
Shook my neighbor's cat to death.
Shredded both arms of my sofa.
Chewed up a package of highlighters on my bed.
Chewed up an expensive pair of glasses.

2007-06-28 15:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My dog, who had separation anxiety...dented all the doorknobs in the house with his tetth, chewed a wooden highchair (yes, a highchair) to shreads with his teeth before moving on to a dining room chair and doing the same thing...and tore up a wooden doorwall that will cost thousands to replace. Chewed up 3 sets of blinds, and crapped on the carpet.

All in one night.

2007-06-28 15:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 4 0

kidnapped a mouse, played with it as if it was a plush toy...ran around the house with it in his mouth for over an hour..then decided to run up the stairs like a mad man with the mouse jump on my bed and sat it on my blanket...the thing tried to get away, and mr. popo decided to play tag or something with it who knows how long...all i did was scream and then some...i slept downstairs on my couch then the next day i had to go through the torturous task of siting through the covers, and blankets and comforter to see if it was there...had to throw the entire set out pillows included...


that hateful cat..

2007-06-28 15:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by la21unica 4 · 1 0

Our dog ate 2 pounds of frozen ground beef off the counter. Luckily he did not get very ill from that.

2007-06-28 15:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

my cat brought in a huge black rat in the middl eof the night. He let it go in my mom's rooma and we literally stayed up for an hour looking for it. My mom thought it had gone out so we just stopped looking and went to bed ( i was scared for my mom and wanted to sleep in her bed. we heard sounds and left to my room. the next morning we saw rat poop and knew it was still alive. we bought rat traps and the next day it had gotten caught, but it was still alive, but it couldn't walk since it got the beginning of its hind legs. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2007-06-28 15:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Our little longhaired chihuahua mix ate a remote when she was younger. Kricket survived. The remote didn't.

2007-06-28 15:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My cat Magz was my son's cat at his dad's house and when he was there he pooped on my ex-husbands bed! So I was like I want that cat because my Ex was like the cat has to go, so I took him I knew he was a smart cat........and he is!

2007-06-28 15:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1 0

by "worst" i mean most badass...
my old cat stumpy, yes his name was stumpy, was like my mother's right hand. hated everyone but she and I. one day my dad came home a bit tipsy and started a huge fight. its like 4am and he's screaming bloody murder and getting kinda handy. he punched my mom in the arm and then went to make a sandwhich (idiot). stumpy walked right in front of him and sat in front of the refidgerator door so he couldnt open it. dad yelled at him to move. stumpy looked him dead in the face, and peed all over his feet.

2007-06-28 15:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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