2007-06-28 14:26:13 · 40 answers · asked by xoɟ ʍous 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I heard they like to use underwear to make tents with.
2007-06-28 14:37:33 · update #1
its true i caught one the other day, and he nicked my wallet before giving me a slap and ran off, i pphoned the police and they wouldnt come, its a disgrace.
the use my pants as a circus tent
2007-06-28 22:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by bigsexydug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if that's true those gnomes have a warehouse full of sleeping bags!! I have a giant stack of single socks ! My question to you would be how do I get them back? I know that if I throw them away the gnomes will return the stolen socks . Then what! Pesky little b*ggers!!!
2007-06-28 15:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT TRUE!!! Sock gnomes get into your sock drawer and pull apart your socks, sleep in them and put them back together. As many sock gnomes are color blind, they often wind up miss matching your socks.
Socks arte actualy part of the life cycle of pen caps and paper clips. Adult socks travel through a space time continuem in the washing machine to an alternate universe, where they mate. They produce pen caps and paper clips, which then travel back through time and space to live in random junk drawers until they mature. It's quite facinating. Pen caps attach themselves to pens in their teen years to travel to the ritual sock skin shedding ground, so they can mature. Paper clips however need to bind together in a box with rubber bands to mature into socks.
This wormhole in space and time in your washing machine also can align up with silicon heaven (only when the machine is off and empty) which is where all the dead calulators go.
Life is amazing isn't it.
Quit blaming sock gnomes for sock reproduction habits though.
2007-06-28 18:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Max 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course. I have a couple of twin sock gnomes here. One is called Dexter and the other one Sinister. I can only distinguish them when I cross myself. Since I have them I am never bothered by the Lonely Socks Club Band anymore.
2007-06-28 14:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by kwistenbiebel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That explains one I can only ever find one sock and not two.
Must say have never lost any underwear to the gnomes.
2007-06-29 03:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by rafena 1979 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not all sock gnomes steal socks believe it or not. Some "tranny-gnomes" are known to take tights.
2007-06-28 23:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by robertthechelseafan 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I swear, I have two young boys and I know I put the their pairs of socks in the dryer but then, poof.... where did they go???? Every time around christmas family and friends ask what would the boys like?? I say "SOCKS, and put one of those security alarms arond them cause those babys are going to disappear!"
2007-06-28 14:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by shootingstars957 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES this is completely true...they are of English decent and feel cold all the time...they inhabit an alternate universe.....you may have heard it referred to as the alternate universe in the dryer......they will also snatch your best and most favorite undies....they like the silkiness in the warmer weather.......d
Have the repair man look deep into the lint tray, next time he is there, you may find some of your things there I was AMAZED by what was found the first time I actually saw the inside of the lint outlet.....
2007-06-28 14:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by becca 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yes it is true,but i have found a washing machine that solves the problem AEG L64810 Washer
Drum Washer, Efficiency: AAB.
AEG =AUTOMATICALLY EJECTS GNOMES
2007-06-29 07:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by geebob358 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen them stick each foot in two scrunched up socks and then parade around making feigned human noises, angry faces and stompy sounds.
2007-06-28 16:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by Nie Pij Piotrek 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋