my little brother asked me what he would look like if we changed his name =D
LOL
2007-06-28 14:23:49
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answered by ^SaLLy^ 3
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Sadly I've never babysat before in my life but something happened at my work the other day. I was wearing my earrings the other day and the lady had her daughter. The daughter started saying "SHINY" like 4 times. I didn't know what she was talking about. I looked away and I guess her mom looked away too and next thing I know she grabs my earring and almost rips it right off my ear. My god, that child had some strenght there. On the way out, she keep screaming "Shiny" so I gave her a Hershey's kiss in a silver? wrapping. I just had to share that.
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answered by ? 3
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My daughter (she'll be 5 tomorrow) was listening to the radio the other day and she comes running to tell me that there's a summer celebration she really wants to go to on Saturday. I asked her why and she says with all seriousness, "Mom, I just learned how to somersault so I think it's time to show people at a summer celebration, don't you?"
I grinned so hard I thought my face would break!
2007-06-28 14:24:14
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answered by JenJen 6
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I'm a school teacher, so I have a collection of "kid sayings". A memorable one was this kid who was worried because his dad had a delicate surgery in the "rear line".
2007-06-28 14:25:16
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answered by Gabriela Z 6
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My little girl heard a live mike on Gable Gunther-Williams as he directed tigers through an act in the circus. She turned to me and solemnly asked, "Mommy, do tigers speak German?"
2007-06-28 14:22:29
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answered by Jess 7
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My daughter when she was about 4 was in the bathroom while I was taking a bath, and asked me what the little pointy things were on the tip of my boobies? I really didnt know what to tell her.
2007-06-28 14:23:16
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answered by caligrl 5
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um crap i probably shouldnt repeat this but anyways , girls will get this, guys probably wont. a 8 year old kid was holding ice cream (in a cone) and it was dripping and he goes hey im dripping i need a napkin help i am dripping...welll anyways other than that, my brother once ran up 2 my cousin (who is really tall and looks like my dad) and goes daddy i missed u so much
2007-06-28 14:25:33
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answered by heartbreakworld 4
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My aunt was explaining to my younger sister and myself on how we were going to start our menstrual period,We also had a brother a year older than I,she explained everything and I thought I understood and replied "So that means that Gilbert starts first,than me, then my little sister". She couldn't stop laughing.
2007-06-29 04:17:40
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answered by MS 3
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My daughter was about 2 1/2-3 years old and I was changing one morning. She saw the stretch marks on my stomach and asked what they were and how I got them. I told her they were from when she was in my tummy and it got all stretched out. She then asked "How did I get in there; did you swallow me"? Priceless
2007-06-28 14:28:14
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answered by ipodlady231 7
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I saw the sweetest most angelic looking 1-1/2 little girl, call her brother a motherf*cker in church......I started laughing.
2007-06-28 14:27:14
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answered by Anonymous
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I took my daughter to church and gave her a dollar for the basket. When the basket came around i seen her putting something white in the basket, I asked her what that was and she said it was a coupon for cat litter and for them to get their own dollar.
2007-06-28 14:26:07
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answered by HEAVEN 7
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