1. Read the rules. READ THE RULES!
2. When you're going through hell, don't slow down.
3, If only insecurity and financial disaster were turn ons....I would RULE!!
4. Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.
5. The wind was howling like a herd of banshees.
6. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza!
2007-06-28 13:48:57 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Vampires get no respect these days. How can the unwitting public be so rude and callous? I mean, really. Mortals should know things like:
1. We only dine on blood.
2. We only go out at night.
3. We look ghastly in pastel colors.
Oh, all right. I made the 3rd one up. So sue me. Stupid people. Read the rules. READ THE RULES!
And these loser jerks who hang out in alleys at night. Easy prey, but their blood SUCKS! Hepatitis and Aids, malnutrition and cirrhosis. You just don't know where they've been. I don't want to catch anything. Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick. And rent these days! Here I am with my coffin, holed up in this stinking attic. My landlord pounds on the door during the day, and at night I read the threatening notes he slips under the door. What does he expect? Nobody carries cash these days and I can't do anything with those little plastic cards. Get cash rewards. Yeah, right. And I don't need the frequent flier miles, thank you very much. If only insecurity and financial diseaster were turn ons...I would RULE!
The sun is down and I rise. Outside the wind is howling like a herd of banshees. Time to find myself another Bloody Mary. I change form and my preternaturally keen sense of hearing picks up footsteps a mile away. As I swoop down, they are laying in ambush for me. A couple of adolescent boys jump from behind the dumpster and begin pelting me with rocks. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza! So off I go like a bat out of...well, you know. When you're going through hell, don't slow down.
2007-06-28 17:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Rikki 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mama always told me "When you're going through hell, don't slow down." That way, they can't catch me and start those damn experiments on me again. Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick. But I'll show them - I'll make sure they ALL pay! Mwahaahaahaaha!
They can't even touch me - I'm using their own legal loopholes against them. Last guy who tried, I grabbed by the throat and shouted "Read the rules. READ THE RULES!" right in his face. That didn't stop him from pulling a gun on me, but I was already halfway across the room before he got the first shot off.
The wind was howling like a herd of banshees as I outran the agent. I knew he really didn't exist - that this whole thing was all just part of some greater system designed to control the lives of the entire human race! He was programmed to do exactly what he was doing - keeping a sense of balance, and eliminating those who threaten the safety of the system itself. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you extravaganza!
As I slid down the fire escape, I saw the strangest thing written on the back wall of the alley... "If only insecurity and financial disaster were turn ons....I would RULE!! " In this place - anything is possible...
The agent jumps from the fire escape, but it's already too late - I have already reached the phone booth. Good luck making that shot from all the way over there - I'll be long gone in just a split sec...
2007-06-28 14:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Col. Mustard ,would you be to any extent further deranged That Polish maid is making eyes at you ,once more within the library. incidentally,The most effective manner you would be extra vain proper now could be for those who honestly have been the wall. Well Are we having a laugh but?
2016-09-05 10:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋