If Paris Hilton were a philosopher, which one would she be?

Answer 1

Socra-tease, Paristotle,

Answer 2

I actually met Paris Hilton once,in a nightclub called 'est est est' in London, U.K. She is extremely attractive, not due to her looks, but the rich lust that covers her face and body- perfect skin, perfect tan, and high end luxury clothing. All of us can learn from this good for nothing individual. Who actually looks a bit like a jew. As for Paris being a philosopher, i really don't know.. Ronald McDonald?

Answer 3

Well, I gave you a start because on a philosophical level this is quite an interesting question.

Philosophy is a road from nothing leading nowhere.

I guess she is THE philosopher.

That would then later make an interesting interpretation possibility of the philosopher's stone. Is that the brain, is that the heart, is that the liver, is that the kidney. Oh, this is interesting indeed....
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Answer 4

The one getting penetrated multiple times by a boyfriend in a voyeuristic manner - a Greek philosopher!

Answer 5

Scrotum-tease, Parislato

Answer 6

Either John Stuart Mill or Jeramy Bentham, famous Hedonists, who belief that pleasure is the most important goal a person can achieve.

Answer 7

Foghorn Leghorn.

Answer 8

Um, the stupid one?

Oh, and definitely NOT Hypatia. Hypatia was a woman of substance who actually made a difference in the thinking of the world.

Answer 9

Aristotle. She argued that humans are, by nature, "hot", social bimbos. She also tested her theories by driving under the influence of alcohol and letting the propaganda get it all in public.

Answer 10

Hypatia.

All the monks skinned her alive and burned her at the stake.