What would you do if you were in the following situation:?

Question

at an LSU football game
being attacked my spider monkeys
wearing a UT shirt
eating blackberry pie
while talking to your Russian lover on a walkie talkie

UT - University of Texas

Answer 1

I would have someone wake me up from a really crazy dream

Answer 2

The monkeys would be the most pressing matter. I have an irrational fear of monkeys, and zombies, but that's another story. I'd probably hang up with the Russian and throw the pie at the monkeys. While the monkeys were eating, I would run across the field and try to get the LSU players to give chase. Who knows, I'm fairly fast, I could out run them and they might just distract the monkeys long enough for me to make my escape.

Answer 3

I would go into the nearest phone booth and change into
my Shera outfit and fight them off,after I finish my pie
I would tell my Russian lover we are through to busy
fighting off the bad guys to be in a relationship....

Answer 4

I'd ask someone who is LSU, and who are they playing;
Freak out;
What is a UT shirt?
I'd try to find some ice cream to go with it;
I'd most likely be saying a lot of "huh?","what?", and "can you repeat that?"

Answer 5

I would never wear a UT shirt.So this question does not apply to me.I HATE THE FING VOLS.

Answer 6

I would tell the doctor the new meds he gave me are WAY too strong and I need something else.

Answer 7

I'd congratulate myself on being an awesome multi-tasker.

Answer 8

give them my autographed football of phillip fulmer (ut coach) so they leave me the hell alone...bad monkeys, greedy monkeys...

GO VOLS!!!

Answer 9

Your name says it all.

Answer 10

drop trou
then
spread my cheeks and fly away