A seventeen year old boy and girl are playing around and calling names. what's a good comeback to 'dork' that isn't 's.l.u.t'? the forum that I'm posting my writing in doesn't allow s.l.u.t or whore.
2007-06-28 10:43:50 · 9 answers · asked by Jos C. 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
i dont know if i forgot to tell you, but they're in eleventh grade.
2007-06-28 10:49:01 · update #1
if it wont allow s.l.u.t, it probably wont allow anything worse.
and the girl is getting the insult, not the guy.
2007-06-28 11:27:05 · update #2
Seventeen? Then most likely it would be an Ad Homonuem(I apologize for the poor spelling) such as "Your mom's a dork" or "So's your face"
2007-06-28 10:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Cyra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were best friends and inseparable up till grade six, then they drifted apart. He got involved in sports and he into art. They stopped talking to each other whenever they bumped into each other in the school halls. The guys he started hanging with were football jocks like he was, and they would make fun of his friend, often bumping him or pushing him against the lockers when they saw him coming. He felt strange doing it because at one time they were so close. They used to play all kinds of games together when nobody was around. For many years they were all they had, they truly were best friends. He was going to football practice and saw his friend being bullied by the jocks. He said to them, "leave that puss alone, let's go play some ball." they laughed and followed the jock. A week went by and he noticed that he had not been in school. He saw his sister in the hallway and asked about him. His sister started crying and said that he was in the hospital and had terminal cancer. He ran out of the school, his jock friends asked where he was running to....he told them to f-off. He ran all the way to his friends room, but saw his parents in the hallway crying. They hugged him and told him that all his son could say was that he missed his best friend. Like it?
2016-05-22 01:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crap-a-holic. If they're 17, I'd think they'd talk sort of like that, only more inapropriate.
2007-06-28 10:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Remus Lupin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bimbo
freak
wacko
cooter face
crater face
butt face
wench
air-head
spoon fead baby
lunatic
dolt
fatty
gutter wench
gutter hag
floozy
hecuba
minx
harlot
coquette
flirt
tramp
derelict
gamine
ragamuffin
urchin
waif
spook
witch
wraith
succubus
leach
hag
imp
2007-06-28 10:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ralph 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
childhood comebacks are always fun... like butt head and booger face... the classics...
2007-06-28 10:46:47 · answer #5 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just write from your experience.
2007-06-28 10:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
freak? loser? something along those lines tell me how it all works out in the end!
2007-06-28 10:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try idiot, *********., b.a.s.t.a.r.d., gay-lord, butt-head, booger-face..and so on. I hope that was enough but I don't know. I can't think up of anything else. ? X(
2007-06-28 10:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how about ' stupid cow'
or imbecile
2007-06-28 10:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Olga L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋