I don't think my boyfriends loves me anymore and I need to laugh. Someone help!
2007-06-28 09:57:20 · 9 answers · asked by SAD SALLY 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Sad Sally sold seashells by the seashore... sorry, the best I had...
2007-06-28 10:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Alex proposed to me an hour ago,"
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell,"
Her mother replied, "marry him anyway. Between the two of us, We'll show him how wrong he is."
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Woman: Would you get married again if I died?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not -- don't you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Man: Okay, I'd get married again.
Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
Man: (audible groan)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can't use them -- she's left-handed.
Woman: (silence)
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How we can keep "a healthy level of insanity" ...
At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want chips with it.
Put your trash bin on your desk and label it "IN".
Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the prophecy".
Dont use any punctuation
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".
When the money comes out of the cashpoint, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!"
Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favours".
Sing along at the opera.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
2007-06-28 17:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by lyricshade2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok there was a fair.a man was hungry. he wants a pie. what kind of pie do you have.ok i got lemon and orange pie.and monkberry moon delight pie.oh a paul mccartney and wings tune. they didn/t had pie on it. ill take them.ok here you go. enjoy those pies.i sure will. i had a light lunch. he just couldn/t wait.first he ate the lem and orange pie. then the monkberry moon delight pie. he ate the whole thing. oh i can/t believe i ate the whole thing.man im stuffed.
2007-06-28 17:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by PAUL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tink you should think of the most funniest moments in your life and you'll begin to laugh.......
2007-06-28 17:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Yvette D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MANTRA: "this too shall pass..."
then go to youtube and watch Russel Peters...
extremely funny...
I hope you'll feel better...
Asian People:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDUJVf6IcY
Beating up your kids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI&mode=related&search=
Indian redneck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zge74dWHA3Q&mode=related&search=
2007-06-28 17:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by Ram M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is like a Funeral only you get to smell your own Flowers*...
2007-06-28 18:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by dca2003311@yahoo.com 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stepped in dog poo walking through my yard this morning and I don't have a dog.
2007-06-28 17:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by thezenfulclover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just think of the hundreds of boys that do love you-
his loss, apple sauce!
2007-06-28 17:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by choopie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sally be happy that you have LOT Guys like me !!!!!!!!!
who LOVES You
come to STL
2007-06-28 17:09:14 · answer #9 · answered by AK 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋