A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says:
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most
valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh * t.
2007-06-28 04:43:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chill out Eggman, it's just a joke...in no way was I making fun of people from Tennessee...btw, I didn't write it...just thought it was funny and hoped it would make a few people laugh...it's good for the soul...you should try it. :-)
2007-06-28 04:59:22 · update #1
LOL! thanks, i needed that.
2007-06-28 04:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by edingo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eggman is a frog giggin, trucker hat wearin, backyard water holin, moonshine garglin, jug tootin, hoedown havin, wheat chewin, grammatically challengedm potato sack racin, mullet frontin rootie poot.
and that joke was perfectly fine. stars
2007-06-28 12:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by eveningdin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke
2007-06-28 12:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by dwmatty19 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm from Tennessee... just for the record we aren't all moon-pie eating, moonshine swilling ignorant rednecks. The joke was funny, but to get a star from me you need to change it 'driving around the backwoods of Alabama', sorry.
2007-06-28 11:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, this is funny! Here's a star for you.
2007-06-28 11:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! Yes, that was a funny one!
2007-06-28 11:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me giggle a little bit- i want a talking dog too! -lol
2007-06-28 11:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by Miss_Sunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-06-28 11:56:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, ...real Good !!!
I once sold an iguana like that.
2007-06-28 11:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by STORMY 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
A little old.
Didn't make me laugh though.
2007-06-28 11:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep u made me laugh thx.
2007-06-28 11:48:01 · answer #11 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋