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For me I got a bite on the eyelid, but one time a mosquitoe almost bit me on the knob when I was peeing in the bushes.

2007-06-28 04:29:20 · 62 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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A spider on one of my testicles

2007-06-28 04:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The two worst things that happen to me,with insects, i got a jigger bite my private area an it all swell up 10 times larger ,i was about 10 years old i had to walk funny for 3 weeks, and Itch, i don't even want to go there.

But not to far from your subject we are still talking woods, i had to do number two ,if you know what i mean ,i did not have toilet paper so i used leaves ,wrong leaves i used poison ivy i walked like two John Wayne's that's one of our old cowboy stars.

2007-07-05 12:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

A mosquito bite on the sole of my foot, that was rather nasty. I also got stung by a bee whilst bringing in the washing, it got me right on the tip of my finger, going under the nail, THAT was painful.

2007-06-28 04:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0 0

Got stung at the base of my thumb, and my hand swelled up and became the enlarged comedy hand for a few days. A bit like the foam ones that people had on Gladiators.

2007-07-04 11:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahaha!
Sorry for laughing, but that was a funny image! Says a lot that the mosquito managed to get his mouth open around your entire knob though! ;-) (just kidding)
I got stung by a wasp when I was eating ice-cream when I was younger. The fu**er landed on my lip, crawled into my mouth, and stung me under my tongue on the spongey bit in there. It was excruciating, and I had to go to hospital to have the sting taken out. The worst bit is my mum watched the wasp as he got up to his antics and did nothing to help me!!!!!!
So much for motherly love....................

2007-06-28 04:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by politicalghettogirl 3 · 0 1

Funny you should ask this question...I woke up this morning with 2 bug bites on my foot! And they hurt like crazy...especially because the foot isn't a fun place to itch. Oh yeah, neither is on the elbow.

2007-07-06 01:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by carmen 2 · 0 0

In Singapore. My partner and I were staking out a heist and this bug bit my partner on the butt. We secret agents have to remain quiet and still in these situations so I had to put my hand over his mouth to make sure nobody heard or saw us.

2007-07-05 08:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Last summer I got bit in the middle of my back. It was in that one place you can never quite reach, so I spent a lot of time randomly rubbing my back against things :)

2007-07-03 04:39:03 · answer #8 · answered by Shelly 3 · 0 0

Nose.What is so bad about the nose,i bet your thinking.Well unless you enjoy having a bite which makes it looks like a babybell is attached to your nose ,you really dont want a bite there

2007-06-28 04:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 2 0

A wasp went down my wellington boot and got crushed and stung me on the bottom of my foot.

2007-07-06 03:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by Clazza 2 · 0 0

on the nose,by a mosquito in Egypt,sooooooo embarrassing.
you know Luna that's what u get when ur out wile its a full moon.

2007-07-03 08:00:22 · answer #11 · answered by tina 4 · 0 0

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