Can we have a check mate?
2007-06-28 04:12:05 · 21 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Congrats! I'll hire a Bishop to perform the ceremony..I hope your fiance turns out to be your Knight in shining armour. Otherwside you may have to Pawn him off. You should have a ceremony fit for a Queen. Make when he carries you over the threshold it's into a nice Castle...
(thinks to self - "did i get every piece?")
**bows**
2007-06-28 04:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A professional chess player and he doesn't have money. I think you need to find a new boyfriend or he needs to learn how to play chess. That's the best gift I can give ya at the moment. ADVICE.
2007-06-28 04:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHA!!
My question about the financial veracity of a life with someone who fondles bishops and horses for a living is answered!
He must be hung like a horse, then.
Congrats! I baked you a pie. A CHESS pie.
2007-06-28 08:24:18 · answer #3 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A contest. The winner gets....the chess board
2007-06-28 04:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dunt dunt dunt (not sure how to spell the drum roll when you make a clever joke) Anyway.....Yes! But there isn't much thought in a check! I'd feel bad, but I guess that's what you really want so....here you go *handing you a check*
2007-06-28 04:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by KR52 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alas, I have no money to give, but I can give you the gift of a song.....
*singing* "Chess nuts boasting in a open foyer......"
*grins*
Peace!
2007-06-28 06:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny Lou the Peachy One 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some more Chess pieces. =)
2007-06-28 04:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny Rocker 89 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - I think your boyfriend (incidentally is he a pawn in this game) needs to get a proper job. He's obviously not making enough cash for you...................OMG heres a thought - why don't you go out and work too? ;-)
2007-06-28 04:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make him chairman of the board, and offer him a square deal.
2007-06-28 06:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your boyfriend a job that earns good money.
2007-06-28 04:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by Answer Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋