Mine was the City Manager sent a memo not to contact the press or electronic news media for any reason. What was the lead story that night on EVERY news channel? That memo.
2007-06-28 02:54:53 · 19 answers · asked by Owl Eye 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hee hee!
Memo: The Divisional website has contracted a virus/worm. DO NOT access this site for any reason, as your computer will become infected. We will notify you via email when the problem has been solved.
(Umm... did I mention that our school division's email was a site based email?!!! *grin* Yup... and we are in charge of children's educations. Makes me feel safe and hopeful for the future!!! *grin*)
2007-06-28 04:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A supervisor sent a memo announcing he'd be taking a few days off to have a deviated septum surgically repaired. No big deal, right?
He went on to apologize for any irratic behavior do to the lack of oxygen to the brain.
He wasn't kidding.
It actually explained a lot.
2007-06-28 10:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mine is a combo memo...
Memo #1
You are to use the messaging system as much as possible. We have paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for this new email and messaging system and it is not be utilized to its fullest potential. You must use the Internet more or there will be questions as to if we should continue funding this program.
Two weeks later....
Memo #2
There has been far too much time spent on messaging and emailing other employees during work hours. Times and content is being monitored and there will be repercussions for abuse of our system.
/roll-eyes
2007-06-28 10:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by Birah 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A memo about stocking the paper products in the break room.
2007-06-28 09:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by ms_sexy_thang05 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read a memo about "working together" and not being contrary. As an example of something being contrary, it used the salmon swimming upstream against the current.
SOmeone in management is a moron
2007-06-28 10:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one that I made up....
II created a fake email address...it was something similar to boss'name@collegeiworkfor@yahoo.com. The I created a memo on official letterhead that told everyone in my department that Friday was Hawaiian Shirt Day and that everyone shoud wear a Hawaiian shirt and jens in lieu of casual Friday. (If you're a fan of Office Space, you'll recognize this..)
So everyone comes to work in Hawaiian shirts...and no one else is wearing one. And they ask "Didn't you get the memo?".
LMFAO. Funniest thing ever.
2007-06-28 10:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was wearing skirts everyday and a memo came out requiring females to wear appropriate undergarments. The nerve! Like I'd show my boss...
2007-06-28 09:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"....let's make a consorted effort to get this right so that I don't have to repeat myself..."
Written July 15th - "We are now in the season for vacations, which every employee must take by August 1, Please note that many of you have not taken a vacation this year. We realize that many of you have been working mandatory overtime, but we still need for you to take your vacation. Please see me to schedule a vacation. Management is cancelling all vacations until after August 15th, so plan accordingly."
So many memos, so little time.
2007-06-28 12:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by Buffy Summers 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The most silly memo i read was,
Tonight's demonstration against overtime
has been cancelled
due to scheduled overtime.
2007-06-28 10:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by t-bone 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, we get a lot of Memo's there are all dumb like Remember no parking in the handicap spots, If you cant do it right you will not be paid... blahhh blahhh blahhh
2007-06-28 09:58:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋