number twos?

Question

If u need to do number twos in a public toilet, do u wait until there is nobody in the room to make the splash?

Answer 1

Usually I try to wait until I can get back home to the privacy of my own bathroom.

But in the few times I couldn't wait.. I'll wait for the flush of another toilet, when someone turns on the faucet to wash their hands, or the when they use the hand dryer--pretty much anything that'll make some noise so I feel less self-conscious about doing a much need bodily function. Also, prior to even sitting on a toilet, I put toilet paper all over the seat & also a few strips in the toilet bowl so there's less chance of a splash.

Answer 2

I do my best to make sure I never need to, but on the 3 times in my life it has happened, I do not care who hears. Or the gas that inevitably accompanies.

Am I supposed to pretend that my poop somehow defies gravity and falls slowly or teleports itself into the bowl?

I don't quite understand this; women will talk about anything and everything, things which would embarrass a guy and make him blush, but for some reason toilet activities are taboo. Why?

Answer 3

sounds like you should do some investigating on your own. Find a crowded location, like a bus/train/sub station or airport and stand in the restroom, keep track of the number of people that enter and how many times you hear the sounds that you're interested in.

Answer 4

I wait until the water is on or the dryer is on...or I just flush the toilet and do it

Answer 5

I take care of my business in the grass. That's one of the advantages of being a dog.

Answer 6

hmmm...wait till the hand dryer thing is on. lol or when the door bangs.