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I would put makeup and a dress on you.Then I would leave you there until morning.

2007-06-27 18:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by Keri 5 · 1 0

Well after the initial shock of finding a total stranger passed out on my floor, I guess I have to figure out exactly why you are passed out, and maybe there might have to be some mouth to mouth stuff...and boy I think I better take a first aid course. I wasn't planning on having someone pass out but now that you raised the posssiblitly of that happening I should be prepared.

2007-06-27 18:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0 0

If I knew you, I would just leave you laying there, unless I was in love with you...then I would put a pillow under your head and a blanket over you! If you were a stranger to me, I would be a bit afraid of what you might do when you woke up. But, I could not throw somebody out into the street, so I would have to get a friend to come over, to make sure that everything remained cool, and if there was a way to get you home I would do that! *sm*

2007-06-27 18:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by LadyZania 7 · 0 0

I would wonder how a yakhairsandwich got into my house and then wonder how it got drunk (and I would try to figure out exactly what a yakhairsandwich is). And then I'd hope you didn't wake up before I found a way to release you back into the wild or wherever it is you came from.

2007-06-27 18:03:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥qwerty07♥ 4 · 1 0

first off I'd be wondering who the hell you are and how'd you get in my home?....then I'd check to make sure you were breathing, and if you were, then I'd leave you there (I'm not about to try and haul your drunk butt off the floor onto a couch or something). I would give you a pillow and blanket, though.

2007-06-27 17:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by lemonlimeemt 6 · 1 1

Put you in the recovery position and place a spew bucket, a glass of lemonade and some painkillers nearby.

2007-06-27 17:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by sticky 7 · 1 0

Drag your poor drunk *** out to the front porch and pray someone would come and take you home.

2007-06-27 17:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Heinrich the Great 4 · 2 0

I'd kick you to make sure you were still alive, then I'd wonder how you got into my house and haul you out by the ears.

2007-06-28 11:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by edingo 5 · 0 0

I'd step right over you and let you lay there. If you've been drunk you can find your way to the kitchen and get your own coffee.

2007-06-27 17:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by sophieb 7 · 2 1

I'd get a pillow to put under your head, a blanket to cover you with and a bucket for....well let's just say, just in case !!
Goodnight !!

2007-06-27 17:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by mamabear_45 5 · 1 0

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