how to break a toe?

Question

i need to know how to do this with little pain i already tried to run over it with a wheel chair while i was in it it kinda helped but this is the only way i can get out of doin these rediculos skits for sumthing and no i'm not a phyco and i didn't forget my meds

OK WELL I HAVE TO DO THESE SKITS FOR A WEEK!!! AND I HAVE TO BE RUNNING AND IF I BREAK A TOE I GET OUT OF IT

AND BESIDES THERES SUM1 ELSE THAT REALLY WANTS TO DO THEM I DON'T

Answer 1

You are self-mutilating yourself, and there is no way that you can only expect to receive minimal damage to yourself.

Basically, that means that you cannot try to jurt yourself with expected results. You could end up doing much more damage. Also, by breaking your body to get out of something is a poor way to go through life.

Please, heed my warning, as I tried something similar once.

I figured that I could get out of having to take finals by breaking both my thumbs "accidentally" so that I cluld not write, and I would have more time to study. Well, I tried, and I ended up crushing all of my fingers on both hands under a car tire. I had to have my hands amputated, and I received prosthetic hands. They were very expensive and I only wish that I could be typing this to you with my real hands. I am only sixteen and I will have to go through life explaining that I only meant to break my thumbs, but instead live a rather terrible life.

Please, take my advice, do not break your body - it's the only one you've got!!

I hope that I have been of some assistance.

Sincerely,
Young Einstein

Answer 2

I broke my toe 3 years ago and it hurt like hell. You will be FAR better off doing the skit than breaking your toe. Maybe you can get out of doing the skits and maybe you can't. But intentionally injuring yourself is NOT the answer.

Answer 3

Breaking toes isn't going to get you out of something-try your whole leg.

No, no,no, just kidding.

Why don't you just express that you don't want to do it, or fake illness? Because a broken toe probably won't get you out of it, and there is NO WAY to break a toe without pain.

Trust me.


Just forget it.

And by thinking about this, you could easily be taken as crazy.....Ok then....

Answer 4

Okay you are willing to hurt yourself to get out of doing a skit. That doesn't sound very responsible. Is it that bad of a thing to have to do?

Typically most people break toes by accident...jamming them on something.

Answer 5

Kick a dresser or other piece of furniture really hard, that's how my son broke his toe. By accident though. It WILL hurt.
Try to aim for the pinky toe, breaking the big toe REALLY hurts.

Answer 6

So every time people make you do something you don't want to do you're going to break a bone or injure yourself? Don't be a coward, tell them you don't want to do it. Give them the real reason, not an excuse. Not wanting to do it should be good enough reason.

Answer 7

Just do the skits already.

Answer 8

drop a bowling ball in your toe or put the car on drive and keep your foot on its way and also before u do any of this slap your face twice and see if u get some sense

Answer 9

Don't hurt yourself in ANY WAY! NEVER! you mustve already broken it... yes, you did im guessin as this was YEARS AGO!

Answer 10

uuhhhh.....why dont you just PRETEND you broke it, instead of ACTUALLY breaking it? i broke my toe before and now it wont bend right and it hurts when the weather is damp. sounds like fun huh?